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Exactly

Also this was a good workout after a whirlwind of a week. It feels like every company is going through significant layoffs just to fuel corporate greed and here I am still grateful to have a job and happy that some of yall enjoy looking at my sweaty skin.

Feeling v fertile this morning so aspiring dads hit me up 🤙🏽

Happy Birthday, daddy!

I’m so sorry yall. I tried getting into Katseye and I haven’t heard a single good song yet. What am I missing?

I need to take a ride. Any suggestions on my mode of “transportation”? 😈

Front porch 😵‍💫

You all have some of the most delicious meat a boy could want 🥵

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Good morning folks!

Happy to 🥵

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I’m curious what makes guys on social media and dating apps think I’m a top?

Like my short little body was made to be bred. It just was, idk what to tell you all.

Thanks so much to pollen for not allowing me a single ounce of meaningful sleep tonight/this morning.🤧🫩

The shiny haul today has been exceptional!!!

Haven’t been doing much in the way of taking care of myself for the past week so today was a struggle but I’m back at it!

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I’d love to take a ride

Gladly 😏

Fuck I need to bounce on someone so badly

“Being against AI art is ableist!”

I don’t know, man. There’s like an army of disabled artists out there who say otherwise and think you’re kind of an asshole for dragging them into this

Yeah I’m lucky it happened when the shops were actually open or else I’d have been screwed

Being woken up at 7:30 so you can blearily go to get a 9V battery because your smoke detector starts chirping right above your head is not a good way to start a Thursday 😑

Remember all those folks from talent competition shows (American Idol, AGT, the Voice) who got pissed at the judges, stormed off, swore at the cameras that they’d get famous on their own?

There should be a TV show called “Did Ya?” that follows up with those people to ask them, did ya get famous? 😬

Tornado watch followed by a freeze warning as the temps get lower throughout the day.

False Spring strikes again.

I really enjoy watching videos of men cleaning things because by God it’s the least they could do

Kiss it for good luck

Tits out 247

Knocked out by a Benadryl at 7pm, weird fever dreams until 1:30am.

Now I would like a man’s chest in my face please 🥺👉🏽👈🏽