Seems like a solid plan

But a preventable death owns the libs, so

Half the occupants wearing heels certainly won't be a liability if there's a need to evacuate a plane quickly

And vaccines

Lovely girl!

The Greatness is overwhelming

Hate our country? The call is coming from inside the house.

This sweet derp turns ten today. He screams regularly during the predawn hours, sleeps for sixteen hours at a stretch, and has the sustained attention span of a gnat. A perfect orange boy.

#cats. #catsofbluesky

You can't be expected to do your important supervisory work from the floor.

NOW!!!!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Why is someone storing toys in the sitting box?

I initially read this as "sexpests" but it probably works either way

You chose to let the dot go. It didn't just disappear.

A fluffy-haired dilute tortie reclines on a table in front of several leafy green plants which bring out her pretty green eyes. She is looking off to the right (in the direction of the kitchen).

Queen of the jungle

#cats

The Death Apples are wonderful!

The elite don't pay taxes

Owning cats will make it look like you don’t clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two weeks, you ask?
Because it’s his favorite envelope, that’s why

I think the current state of things is that you can delusionally attack the Pope OR post a meme of yourself as Jesus, but not one right after the other

A dilute tortie cat is lounging on a round ottoman which is scarcely visible under her considerable floof.

There's a cat under there somewhere

#caturday

Takes off your makeup (and a layer of skin) *while* you apply it. Brilliant!

*cat then bolts inside to roll around on your freshly washed sheets*

Help. Me.

This all makes sense now. Charge by day, run amok at 4am

Gorgeous setting for such a majestic creature

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

Dead on arrival