typical woman

I LITERALLY DID !!!! TWICE !!!!!

where’s the guestboxd review… smh

jemma in a striped shirt a scarf and pants in katie’s famous mirror

i met katie and ken and all i got was a tuck into bed

i think he was a carpenter

oops i read that wrong

me when i put on a jacket

severance smile wall

severance smile wall but it’s all just perfect angels perfect teeth

thanks frank sinatra 🙄

can’t forget how most of the elevator music versions are in a slightly different key that kind of changes the whole tone of the song

how to jerky off the round ones?

the get bigger when they’re in the soup

oyster in my hands as a baby

oyster in my hands now, she’s considerably larger

oh how time flies

oyster in my arms making a face either like “i’m sleepy” or “put me down” i am smiling and beautiful

lil baby not so lil anymore 🥲

oyster in my hands as a baby

oyster in my hands now, she’s considerably larger

oh how time flies

catches it and saves it for later

FASTEN YOUR SHIRTS AND OR PANTS !!! BUTTON IS BACK

me: “hey just making sure you saw in my bio that im trans”

him: “heh well just making sure you saw in mine that im bi ;P”

just got my first “best of both worlds”-esque tinder reply

hip hip hooray 😐

me when my sister finds my bluesky and then tells my parents and cousin all the shit i said about them

BRRROOOO OH MY GOD

so much changes, warms my heart

oh this is my main now btw some nefarious activities have resulted in me needed to become button full time *muah* 😚

7 years 🥲

buttons is height 1.5 cm

buttons height

you’re never gonna guess why button is back may

button is back baby

wtf

glad to be back thanks for the welcome bug :)

sure. thanks mom