you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too

My distaste for cold calling is also why I can't stand the tumblr-through-tiktok rhetorical ploy of addressing the listener generically as 'You...'

This is most lucidly argued by René Guernon, whose name is very easily confused with another esoteric traditionalist...

My most perennial opinion is that spiritism (Mediums/ouji seances/cold calling/dabbling in 'past lives'), is very dumb and results in a kind of veilef Egoismus and scam artistry that most esoteric traditions can't compare to.

Meanwhile, if you are cis...

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

We were right to say the fetish is not false consciousness but social domination. But we were wrong to say that consciousness is not also domination.

accidentally encased myself in a large jello cube again (lime)

Killing people is actually an extremely minor part of parenting

Incredibly based opening paragraph!

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

I know it's Christmas, but I do think "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" is probably one of the most devastating things you could say to a person.

I’m gonna be honest, before this morning if you’d asked me to put money on it I would’ve put the lot on Brigitte Bardot having died in like… 1998

dawg i'm in tears rn

this is just smooth boy propaganda

The subtext of The Happiest Season (2020)

Wait don't Bluesky and Twitter share a Designer?

Today strolled along the official (anticommunist) Memorials dotting East Berlin. Then the old Nordbahnhof (North Station) Park, where wall bricks are piled into unofficial (tetris-like) piles.

Then finally past one of the two surviving DDR era queer bars (Sonntags Club). A profoundly mixed legacy!

you can accurately measure how much i like a person by recording the frequency with which i spout strange and slightly upsetting non-sequiturs around them

Thank you, MEB. Been a busy year getting it out there, only soaking in now

Same to you!

Midnight Mindfulness Mass

I think a lot about the considerable implications of how basically everyone imagines themselves as reasonable, or think they have a very good reason to be otherwise

We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.

'Let your sink be naked!'

A close relative surely of those "bath condoms" that end up with accumulated dirt, grease and ??? clogging their little connective suckers...since again, they are Plastic clinging to a non-porous surface.

If you don't beach your tub, you won't bleach the "blanket". Yuck!

A vicious rival to rationalist nachos

Small screen on the front of an oven, with the temperature (325 degrees) and other information. The main portion says P155 and it looks like it says piss.

why does the oven say piss…

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Cybertruck Owners Only Joe Sawyer • 19h • O ... X Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises. Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26° downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already. [cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"

"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

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