A graph showing that the number of economically active people is decreasing but the number of people who think Jonathan Portes is a massive cunt is rapidly increasing.

Damn if only Portes had looked at this important data

How about you fuck off

I'm so glad she got my best feature

I created a new Brendan everyone 😊

A desert, where horrible arsehole Brendan O Neill is standing. His already massive forehead has been expanded to also have the Starmworm off it.

Remember: he keeps us safe from the rarest and most dangerous of the Brendans

Keir Starmer as a worm on a fake bank note, somehow looking more human and likeable than the real man.

In trying times like this, we must remember the StarmWorm and keep him close to our hearts, truly the best and brightest of all of us

Keir Starmer as a worm on a fake bank note, somehow looking far more likeable and human than the real Keir Starmer.

It's a deeply offensive depiction of the jovial and down to earth StarmWorm as Keir Starmer, truly disgusting

He's more right wing than David Cameron and Theresa May were you utter embarrassment

I'm so sorry for your loss

Why does Keir Starmer keep wanting to find jobs for the best friends of paedophiles

Hell yes

Thank you 🙏

*nemesis

Fucking hell

How dare you

A fluffy long haired tabby cat lying down in a child's cot.

Have you met my child

That's the after credits scene for sure

The Avengers are sitting around at their headquarters. An alarm goes off. Their screens flash up. Between the static, the screams of millions, there's a deep rumble.

"Can you hear it?" asks Captain America
"What is that?" asks The Hulk
"Almost sounds like... the sound of Frosties hitting me plate"

"Where can we find spider-man?"
"At the Empire Staaaaaate"

And it sucks because we should be able to talk about more than that!

Yeah it's really hard isn't it, I think there's only specific people that you can really trust and on a platform like this you're not alone in finding it not really possible

It's why I do a nuclear delete of my posts every so often too

Thank you

Absolutely, some of the users here are just utterly unrelenting in their dickheadedness

Thank you

Indeed!

Disabled kids, kids with complex home lives, kids who are carers, all sorts of other kids marginalised by our school system are going to be further excluded by this

Of course to this horrible authoritarian government they'll also see that as a win

Thank you, and yeah I genuinely don't understand what is wrong with these fuckers

Truly an eye opening, world changing suggestion!

It's the only option quite frankly