i’m over the age of celebrity.

It’s been nine months since I’ve been on here?! Testing, testing 👀

Alright Mariah! 2nd single tease?

I take a whole month off this app and Discovery tab still sucks. Yeah, lemme permanently remove this shit.

Yeah this album is cute, y’all just love to hate.

Miley ate on ‘Walk of Fame’ 🪩 🕺🏼

Every app is a dating app when you’re fine.

Afro Latino Dominican nigga in a hat.

Throwback from a week ago.

Bed-Stuy is still black.

I want your black card, you can keep your heart.

When I, when I, when I feel it…

Uncle Lamont 😏 #RHOA

Wanting…needing…waiting…for you, to justify my love…

A whole month dedicated to the gays … let’s be gayer

The way they be fraternizing and being pick-me for the oogliest of whaite gheys 🫩

Oh hey, hiatus over. For now 👋🏾

I’m the only blaque gay up in Equinox that actually appreciates other black gay men, I’m convinced…

Y’all being mad about the horse lady not arranging shit the way y’all want is funny. Bitch give y’all 3 hours of entertainment, you mad she ain’t perform whatever song you wanted to hear. Stream it somewhere and shut the fuck up, ungrateful ass niggas.

If y’all need those live streamers for #CowboyCarter #CowboyCarterTour

This past weekend has been amazing! 😭 🏖️ 🌊 🌞

A photo of George Santos in a blue suit

CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) — Former U.S. Rep. George Santos sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft.

Oh lord, are ‘red balloons’ suppose to mean something on the dating apps? Did the Tina girls take that emoji over, too?!

Extended weekend/mini vacay starts now. Bring me MY MARTINI! 💃🏽 🍸

I’m an Uber snob—yes, guilty I get Black most times. So imagine my shock everytime a Tesla pulls up…

I gave up on all of that 😂

I just got werked in MK1. A first… 😖😡

So, why is Cynthia…here?

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Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?

Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat."

Why do parents think you wanna hear their convo on speakerphone?!