A mess of black, green, colorless, and multi-colored Magic the Gathering cards and dice on a tan play mat with the Gilded Lotus card art.
Love to accidentally draft a nearly infinite combo. Game #2 of commander cube was going poorly until we realized that I could draw half my deck and make everything huge to swing for the win with Mazirek, Basking Broodscale, and Meltstrider Eulogist. Great fun with Kevin’s space-themed cube!
$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks
If you’re on city water and your building doesn’t use any sort of booster pump system (that wouldn’t work when your power goes out), you’ll likely have cold water at least.
It can be a hard pill to swallow but you have to accept that while you will prevail in this struggle, you may not be there to witness it.
The Magic the gathering card Ice Out
Applicable
On the contrary, your algorithm appears to be locked in
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Unfortunately a boring answer but the exits are part of a big cloverleaf interchange where you can exit off the southbound side and quickly get back on the northbound side. You re-enter the highway directly before the next exit, so he probably got rear-ended as he tried to merge back onto the road
Maybe Sibilant Spirit & Baneslayer Angel? Sib has an opponent draw on your turn instead of their own, BA is an all-star but no real synergy.
My Council deck usually generates enough Knights that it doesn’t need big enforcers for combat.
Law is fake, power is real.
another perfect Rolling Stone headline: MAN AFRAID TO RIDE SUBWAY NAMED HEAD OF NASA Trump tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy to lead the space program on an interim basis
Rolling Stone continues to teach a masterclass in headline writing www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
Every 7.5 minutes, an American man thinks about the Roman Empire. Albeit now with an increasingly dreadful sense of recognition.
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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KORNET ON THE LOB 🔨
Trump has denied Washington state’s application for disaster relief following November’s bomb cyclone that caused $34 million in damage and killed two people. FEMA did not offer an explanation.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
One of two things is happening.
They don’t understand what’s happening.
They want it to happen.
Pick your poison
Reject the woke doctrine of the capital improvement plan.
Embrace the patriotic gospel of long-term deferred maintenance.
In another instance, the Social Security Administration briefly ended a contract that had allowed parents of newborn babies in Maine to sign their children up for a Social Security number at the hospital, instead requiring them to do so in person at an office. Mr. Dudek said he had ordered the move after watching Janet Mills, Maine’s Democratic governor, clash with Mr. Trump at the White House. He quickly reversed that decision, as well as another to end electronic death reporting in the state.
Holy shit: the weirdo running Social Security added administrative burdens to service delivery in Maine after its Governor disagreed with Trump over trans athletes. The idea that public services should be provided consistently and honestly seems beyond them.
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these people swore an oath to defend the constitution but i guess that’s just too hard
50 magic cards about everything and nothing
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Pacifism {1}{W} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature can’t attack or block. Without warriors there can be no war.
3/6 #scryfallrandom probably has the hardest art/flavor combination of any printing of pacifism
