i'm gonna start telling people on mondays to have a good weekend

the social media celebration over ICE “leaving” minnesota is actually making me sick to my stomach with anxiety. theyre still here, & the second you feel relief, youre one less set of eyes we have keeping my neighbors safer. we’ve gotten MULTIPLE abduction alerts today, please dont feel relieved yet

(When I say I'm done, I specifically mean that I no longer want to live in this country. I am not a danger to myself, and I never have been.)

Give this country back to the Natives and let them decide what to do with us. The people currently in charge are eating human babies. The United States of America deserves to be on life support. I'm fucking done, I hate it here.

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

Thinking of all my streamer friends tonight. 💜

🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.

One of the few films from the last 10 years that I think should be considered among the canon of Christmas classics. This movie had real magic.

i'm so glad my nephew can't count to 6 or 7 yet

but what does he put in the legally-not-Lunchables he starts selling?

"Sorry I'm not at my desk, I passed away. I'll be back Monday"

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

I'M SEEING HAYLEY WILLIAMS IN NASHVILLE LFGGGGGGGG

BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.

Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.

you don't mess with the zohran

To put the state of the US in gaming terms:

Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.

I don’t usually do the whole “go check out my latest video” thing but this might be the most important thing I’ve ever posted:

Twitch thinking about implementing AI clipping tool, this means yalls voice is gonna be scraped.

You better vote against it.

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92471...

#twitch

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

hi i'm alive and i'm purple

Jerry wanted you to hear this from him.

We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys

See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.

Any color-saving shampoo recs??

How you feel about the victim doesn't matter. Gun violence is unacceptable. Giving out more guns WILL NOT stop gun violence. America as a whole has proven that we cannot be trusted with tools of violence. Take them away.

Ticket acquired, I'm gonna be flying home to Boston to see John Cena's final WWE show in his/our home! I'm gonna need an entire carry-on's worth of tissues

After 30 years of being afraid of aesthetic self-expression, I just booked a consultation with an alt hairstylist 😬😬😬

today my mom and i replaced my car battery AND i just fixed my toilet BY MY OWN DAMN SELF i've never felt more powerful

a man with a green mask is holding a trophy and says " you love me you really love me !!! " ALT: a man with a green mask is holding a trophy and says " you love me you really love me !!! "

I have to compose myself every time my dog lays down next to me