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I don't think these will do well, but I had fun making them and that's what matters. #VictorGideon #Residentevil #LeonKennedy #Funny #Fyp #ResidentevilRequiem #Graceashcroft #Zeno #shorts #skit

A bit late with this one, but at least Ghost is okay now. Let me know if you get the reference. #Ghost #SoapMacTavish #FYP #funny #Callofduty #König #CaptainPrice #shorts #skit

The best presents are the ones that keep on giving, they say. And Johnny is gonna keep giving it to ya. #SoapMacTavish #ASMR #Scottish #Callofduty #foryoupage #fyp #voiceactor #audio #shorts

Tag yourself, I'm König. Who would you date on this list? #König #Simonriley #callofduty #funny #fyp #Alejandro #CaptainPrice #SoapMacTavish #skit #shorts

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying them for sex. I feel this needs to be emphasized much more than it is.

textured acrylic painting, gestural strokes, bright colours, varnished layerings, low-angle view, a field of cooled black lava, active volcano in background, starry skies, bright crescent moon, tangled lines, soft edges, negative space --ar 5:7 --stylize 300 --v 7

"Goodnight moon" #synthart

Sir, this is an Arby's. No, you cannot order a beef cannon, and you are banned for life. #König #Simonriley #Callofduty #funny #Fyp #skit #shorts #SoapMacTavish #Arbys

Clearly, they don't own an aif fryer after this. Drop some recipes for air fryer stuff below. No sausage
#König #Callofduty #Simonriley #fyp #funny #SoapMacTavish #shorts #skit #videogames

We all know that one person who's "part Irish". Except for Alex, apparently. Press F in chat to pay respects. #Simonriley #SoapMacTavish #Scotland #fyp #funny #skit #short #AlexKeller #Stpatricksday

Yeah sometimes I go on discount too. Self respect? Never heard of it. #Simonriley #SoapMacTavish #CallofDuty #funny #fyp #shorts #skit #videogames

Ghost is used to people just liking him for his looks, maybe you can make him believe otherwise. Are you going to be his good little soldier? #Ghost #Simonriley #Asmr #Fyp #audio #patreon #shorts #Callofduty #foryoupage

Trying some Resident Evil skits because yes it's my new hyperfocus. I'm sorry you have to put up with it. #Residentevil
#Chrisredfield #albertwesker #funny #fyp #videogames #residentevil5 #skit #shorts

Time for König's annual psychological evaluation. It went about how you would expect. #König #Simonriley #Callofduty #funny #Fyp #CaptainPrice #SoapMacTavish #skit #shorts #Psychology

homemade chicken stock cooling on a kitchen counter

Stock photo

70s Steve Martin with his banjo

National Banjo Day

The more I think about the 70,000 ICE incarcerated without due process the more I think we are underreacting. People are literally trapped inside for profit prisons. We need to do something.

Perfect metaphor for my life too. Anyone know exactly how it works? Let me know in the comments. #Simonriley #soapmactavish #CallofDuty #fyp #funny #shorts #Gaz #Mentalhealth #videogsmes

Disaster relief? That's crazy talk. They're funding Waffle Houses and teleportation at FEMA. ##König #Simonriley #Callofduty #funny #Fyp #skit #shorts #SoapMacTavish #FEMA #wafflehouse #Epstein

A bit unconventional from my usual teasers I know, but I hope you enjoy. Not meant to be Ghostface, but you know, if the mask fits... #Ghostface #Scream #fyp #asmr #voiceactor #booktok #darkromance #shorts

Accurate depiction of someone coming out of anesthesia? I guess you could say Ghost tied him down, huh? #Simonriley #SoapMacTavish #Callofduty #funny #fyp #CaptainPrice #Videogames #Shorts #accents

I also sprained my wrist. I will not say how. #König #Callofduty #Simonriley #Funny #fyp #videogames #skit #shorts #SoapMacTavish #CaptainPrice

Most loving doggo waking up its human with affection

What are some of your hobbies? Just kidding I already know. #Simonriley #SoapMacTavish #CallofDuty #funny #fyp #shorts #skit #videogames #comedy

Our boy Johnny is back, and he's out of patience. Choices have consequences... full audio on Xeiggerott on P@treon. #soapmactavish #callofduty #asmr #teaser #voiceover #teaser #audio #videogames

Who remembers this one? had our boy questioning everything he knew. Happened to me once. #König #Simonriley #Callofduty #funny #Fyp #skit #shorts #SoapMacTavish

I've watched, 10 out of 10. Go watch hot hockey gays in Heated Rivalry. #Heatedrivalry #Callofduty #Simonriley #Funny #foryoupage #videogames #SoapMacTavish #Phillipgraves #videogames #shorts

Every party needs a pooper, and that's why we called you. He's trying to be a good friend. What advice would you give Ghost? #Simonriley #König #FYP #Callofduty #videogames #funny #shorts #skit SoapMacTavish

König went "really? In front of my sausage??" Poor Price though. #Simonriley #SoapMacTavish #Callofduty #funny #fyp