If he scores 😂😂😂 … odds it’s a pen if he does 😀

sara pequeño (@sarapequeno.bsky.social) columnist at USA TODAY | prev: Raleigh News & Observer, INDY Week

hoping I can have a $1 bet with @sarapequeno.bsky.social on the outcome of the Texas Senate race…James T is gonna do the business. Great outcome in the Primary - but sorry for the glorious Jasmine. Tally-Ho!

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social came to see you in Houston, but can’t get in Guv!! We’re praying for you!!

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying " don 't make me angry ... " ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying " don 't make me angry ... "

#LFC to #THFC

Every reason. All that “this is the day” & then you realise that we do have to still play the game!!!

Flare sellers of Liverpool tonight. #LFC

Get those gold badges printed early #Premierleague!!

The GOAT lucky candle made it to #LFC v West Ham…left it all on the pitch, but burned out & needs to sit back and watch the reds bring it home. I’ll be buried with this beauty.

Relax today all you beautiful reds around the world.

Held back until 09:50 here in #Houston. Should be in church, but God gave me this day, so I’m going to say cheers to Him & be glad in it!! Come on you 20 times reds. #LFC

Love it!!! 😀

Virg, Robbo, Trent & Mo should grab him & make him walk … and have us all bawling!!!

Between them?? One person in either could’ve done this.

What we going to worry about once we win the league … there’s still 10% of the season to play!!! #LFC

My money is that the only focus until Palace will be the guard of honour from players that could’ve been league winners now, the Arsenal GoH, should Milner get to walk through with us v Brighton??

But tread on someone’s foot when the ball is there & that is reckless.

…imagine my bigger shock that he was downplaying the neck-high challenge on Evanilson as the sort of tackle you show the marks from in the dressing room.

Imagine my shock that I’m listening to Martin Tyler commenting on the #BOUMU game via the international #PremierLeague stream.

Never has been.

a woman in a pink dress is standing in a doorway . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing in a doorway .

Just watched S2E2 of #TheLastofUs. Just…what is the point of Ellie? She pretty much knew what was happening & could’ve helped, but instead might as well have

I think there’s going to be a night at the pub on Wednesday!! #LFC

Realising I missed the last update, but here are the 17 teams that cannot win the #PremierLeague (Apr 19):

Man City
Nottm Forest
Chelsea
Aston Villa
Brighton
Bournemouth
Fulham
Brentford
Palace
Spurs
Utd
Everton
West Ham
Wolves
Ipswich
Leicester
Southampton

Fk me, some things are just ingrained. #JFT97

No better time to light this. #JFT96

Relax.

#LFC

I bet we don’t sing we’re gonna win the league after 15 minutes again for a while…

I know it’s ridiculous, but this is what happens when you leave the candle unlit! #LFC

Teams that cannot win the #PremierLeague (Apr 5):

Aston Villa
Brighton
Bournemouth
Fulham
Brentford
Palace
Spurs
Utd
Everton
West Ham
Wolves
Ipswich
Leicester
Southampton

Win against Fulham & City can no longer win it.

#LFC

Now cmon. There’s being professional & there’s being a thug. Fully understand Joelinton wanting to win the game, but you need to stay within a level of decency.

Looks like we’re trying to burn Mo out in the first 20 minutes. Poor chuff is fasting & we have him sprinting like that twice in quick succession!!

Some very learned supporter friends of mine have demanded I use the very limited life left of the league candle for this game today…so against my better judgement…

#Relax

#LFC

Woe be tide them if this turns badly in the important competition!

Sorry…

…Cody Candle wasn’t fit enough & I never should’ve brought him on. Hope he’s ok for the next league game.