Bet. (I'm sorry, I'm Old and don't know what that lingo really means.)

Sounds tingly and warm.

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Tijuana!

Put away the torches everyone. And the streamers. Too soon. To soon.

CHIEF CRASSANT TITS

It's not a tradition already? Asking for me.

It's like I can still hear him skeeting.

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And to clarify, Pam Bondi is one ugly bridge troll!

I don't know but he needs more! Somebody asked the cabinet stat!

Whumpitup

Hey Ian, The science museum in London had straight up nerd porn!

REP. BRYAN STEIL: It shouldn't be lost on your viewers that George Soros has poured millions of dollars in

BOLDUAN: I looked up the numbers. Soros has donated $2 million. By comparison, Elon Musk has donated more than $19 million.

I want to move to either right about now...

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social. 🇨🇦

Wait till you're falling into all three.

It's a fun ride.

He's also top 46.

#TemuHitler seems upset that people don't like him. 🤷‍♂️

To the person who did this,

Brilliant!

This scares me because the before looks just like my cousin... I better call her and make sure she's not turning into a Nazi twat waffle

Does he own a suit?

Happy Birthday to Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett! Her birthday is today! She was born March 29,1981.

👇👇

On government phones, you can only install a small numbers of approved apps. Signal is not one. It's a scandal.

Explains their clandestine use of the nongovernmental communication app…

Only white pandas from here on out.

Can I call you maybe? Baby?