Husband in the crosshairs 🎯

pack it in - you’ll never have a thigh gap like her

City of Yes has passed in the City Council!

👷‍♂️

sorry, @aremiss.bsky.social, we can never move again now

NOT A DRILL 🚨

Can’t wait for the ensuing very healthy and normal follower ratio discourse

and it’s not even close

Ace closes at 4pm on Sunday?? Thank god Park Slope is swimming in independent hardware stores that are stuffed to the brim.

Local man who convinced himself he can mount new TV on his own after three YouTube videos on his way back to Ace Hardware. That story and more coming up on your nightly news.

IT’S DECEMBER!!!!!

As he should!!

Getting in the holiday spirit with @aremiss.bsky.social

It’s not all bad, though - the mirror lighting was working this morning

👋 high floor preference Bonvoy Gold member here (taking that baby all the way to 4)

One thing about a suburban Residence Inn on Thanksgiving - every Boomer here will try to strike up a conversation in the elevator, without fail

Just like That’s Mother used to make 🥰

Live look at me trying to hold onto my motivation to work this week

We come to this place for friends…

…not you already tapping him

oat meal? oat crack

Amex found shot dead in a ditch I fear

early black friday deals are evil business

a sweet house diner coffee cup sits on a table next to a laptop ALT: a sweet house diner coffee cup sits on a table next to a laptop

The sudden urge to spend money when the temperature dips below 50°

Gay guys who do Barry’s on Saturday of BlueSky tag meeee
@eliasm.bsky.social @aremiss.bsky.social

his silly rabbit 🤪🐇🤭🪄✨💖
𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻

🎶 all i want for xmas is a toll gantry 🎶

Separation of church and state (work phone on silent in the other room 🥰)