If DuoLingo was really about “unhinged social” they would’ve Luigi’d their CEO on TikTok Live instead of doing whatever this is.

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Met with the anti-Christ and died 18 hours later.

Cam can make his way to Theo Pinson’s old seat for the playoffs.

Corey Booker:

Do it for DraftKings next.

Years of ironically shouting “ahhh my sciatica!” have come around to haunt me in my late 30s 😞

If the party doing Nazi salutes is the “most pro-Israel party in history“ what does that make the state of Israel?

Jacksonville

What happened to “let the states decide”?

America is the Florida of the World.

I’m old enough to remember when planes didn’t fall out of the sky, measles wasn’t a threat, and eggs were affordable.

But at least Target got rid of their ERGs.

Mac McClung will never lose bc he’s willing to risk his life for this contest. The other guys have work on Monday.

Cancel the dunk contest

Maybe you can bring her some chai tea before class?

You’ve got the right idea!

Forget the price of eggs, I just paid $12 for a Valentine’s Day card.

An American Greetings Valentine’s Day card.

You think Kendrick put these pants on because he knew Jalen Hurts would be watching?

That Jalen Hurts/Jordan ad was fire.

Not surprised

What agency does the Dove spots? They don’t miss.

If you’re unsure how someone you know voted, ask them what they thought of the halftime show.

The superbowl ad trope of celebrities doing random stuff is kind of played out, no?

New Yeezy merch. I’m so tired of this clown.

Lmao at Tom Brady trying to joke about Kevin Hart and his co-host completely missing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kendrick being anti-Canadian on the biggest stage in America is why Ontario had to buy a superbowl ad.

Such is life.