GO TO HELL, IT’S MARATHON TRAINING SEASON

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They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you?
I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor, but
I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

Ah yes, hang out 6 inches from my rear tire for half a mile instead of just going around me in the other lane that is also going in this direction, you’re a good driver

turns out the aliens in War of the Worlds getting sick and dying during their invasion was a metaphor for the US military in 2026

The world is only this way because shitty people want it that way & are keeping it that way & one of the ways they're doing that is trying to convince you this is the only way it has to be. So get free at least in your mind & watch it ripple!

Summer Dj Dance Rides flyer. May 1, 6pm, Saint Paul June 1, 7pm, Minneapolis July 12, 1pm, Minneapolis August 22nd, 7pm, Saint Paul more details at https://joyfulriders.club

OUR FIRST HALF OF THE SUMMER SCHEDULE IS OUT!!!

In just under two weeks we kick off the summer DJ ride schedule with the Lowertown Bike Shop anniversary on Friday May 1st

Come down May 1st and kick off the summer with a dance ride in Saint Paul!

@joyfulridersclub.bsky.social

this is my sign to read Urth of the New Sun

I hope that Gene Wolfe got to be picked up by a real big lady at least once

“It seemed like I wasn’t gonna be able to kill myself, which made me wanna kill myself”

oh my GOD

Listen sometimes instead of going to your job you have to perform in a play. And sometimes you have to do this more than once

berts

Either the driver is an idiot or the system that makes the routes is broken because he has now been south, north, east, and west of my house and is currently back in an area he was in this morning and heading further away

I give the classics a pass

Definitely one of those “oh, the system works like that? We should smack the guy that thought of it and throw it in the trash” problems

I’m certain that someone can say “well it makes sense because of XYZ” but storefronts staying empty because rent is too high is the dumbest economic problem I’ve ever heard of.

He is now all the way over in *Hugo*. He’s gotta be the ONLY Roadie driver in the Twin Cities today.

no one has ever had an original joke on a race sign and seeing them over and over and over again is literally maddening

this is a funny joke the first time you see it, but I can guarantee that by the time the runners are done they will be driven into a frothing rage the next time they see a sign with this written on it.

Same with “In my Running Era” and similar.

Stop going north! You’re driving in circles!

I’m waiting for a delivery from Best Buy that’s coming via Roadie and watching this guy’s route after picking up my package is driving me insane.

He was like 10 blocks away from my house and is somehow back up by 694 for the 2nd time in the past 2 hours! That cannot be efficient!

Legitimately CEOs ARE in the process of being replaced by AI - every single earnings call, every single town hall, every single email is just “I talked to ChatGPT about X, Y, and Z!” and then everyone has to scramble to pick up the pieces in the aftermath of a terribly thought out plan.

She maxed out charisma, dumped INT and WIS. Regularly runs into walls, falls off of things, startles herself with her own tail.

It’s a good thing, too - I could not handle having two cats capable of executing schemes and plans.

it seems to me that if you want the popular vote, you should… say things like this, things that are popular!

How more Dems don’t understand this is beyond me.

It's notable that Sen. Ossoff is pressing this attack in a tight re-election fight in a purple state. The rest of the party needs to pay attention.

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It’s a good thing she’s cute because there is nothing going on behind those eyes

Someone understood the assignment when it came to @naomikritzer.bsky.social’s “Cat Pictures Please”