6-7

(To the tune of beach boys)

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

Legit, will the market care if he action is taking out nukes and a bit irgc? Feels like this is priced in

George Michael would not stand for this!

Axe share stamp duty instead, morons

Still cant stop laughing at blyat-bot

Au contraire the Americans will have to add it to get the LME price surely?

In Russia, the first domestically produced humanoid robot powered by AI was presented.

By creating it in their own image and likeness, the Russians have made the world’s first drunkard robot.

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

Where’a the beef?

Thank you for your attention to this matter

The next few years of harebrained bollox ideas is going to be something else

UK peeps. Q re cash ISA debate. Building societies are moaning about the leaked proposals impacting their funding for mortgage lending.

What stops them offering a different savings product to plug that gap?

Also I don’t really see how overall the supply of mortgages reduces, it just reallocates..

Or the gender-targeted follow on Hetty

I somehow doubt they have a balanced book on anything tbh. The biz model relies on shafting tight stops and worrying about the whales with a clue..

Its so on the nose its not even funny.

“His full size with us”
“What is my sales credit”

Some things never change, thats a fact

I want to know where they source their daily valuations from.

Not saying anything about specific spread betting companies but with stats like these, most dont bother hedging the small stuff and just wait for their punters to hit their stop losses

Daily loss, etf is dead, and the guys hedging it lose a little.

Fun fact: on a long enough timeline the expected return of both daily 2x long and short etf’s on the same asset is -100%

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Truth

Baby bust here we come

Head shoulders knees and toes…

On the great Louvre robbery, I (as a derivs person) find this somewhat funny

“The state acts as its own insurer” is like saying they are too cheap to pay a premium for the actual insurance, thinking their security is enough.

Class A trolling from VVP

This guy and the friends he keeps 🙄

Truth

Shitty ossi apologist

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Which bit of those points do you disagree with? Me: 10y is harsh. Rest relies on your assumption of what “giving back to the community” or “being in work” means.

Indentured servitude is a bit of a harsh term or do you expect two-penny hangs?

How the turn tables

And yet we protect carried interest from proper taxes.

$TACO

Someone grow a pair and launch an ETF. Lord knows there’s enough shit thematics out there