orange cat on his side holding a brown shoelace

orange cat with shoelace in his mouth

my mom spends lots of money on toys for me but my favorite toy is this leather shoelace with knots in it

hi!!! i'm so sorry, it looks like you were caught on a list i followed a while back. all fixed!

orange cat on leather sofa

i played a really funny prank on my dad this morning by laying on the couch where he couldn't see me and then watching him panic trying to find me. it was great

orange cat looking judgy

watching my mother vacuum around my litter box as if i didn't put all that litter there on purpose. rude much

orange cat on the couch yawning

orange cat on the couch

i finally got this whole "couch" thing figured out. it turns out i can lay on here whenever i want, confirming my theory that everything in this apartment belongs to me

cat on the console being reflected on the tv

cat on the console being reflected on the tv

have you gone exploring today?

orange cat in leather chair looking suspicious

hey! what's going on out there?

orange cat curled up on the couch upside down against someone's leg

my mother left me for several days and i was sooooo mad at her but i'm getting over it. don't tell her i forgive her yet though

sleepy orange cat

the paparazzi is always in here taking pics but at least they know my angles

"puke on all her stuff" - Sun Tzu The Art of War

doing some research

orange cat looking grumpy

orange cat looking grumpy

my mother was gone for several hours today. reports from the front line (the other guy i live with) indicate displeasure among the troops (me)

allegedly..... i don't know if i trust that 😾

Darth already ruled in my favor 😈

orange cat sitting in bed looking upset

today i heard the worst scariest noise i've ever heard in my life and instead of comforting me, my mother said "it's just a lawnmower" and "look at your silly ears". will the humiliations never cease

orange cat curled up asleep on the couch on top of my leggings

hello friends. today i discovered Laying on Mom's Clean Laundry

i could be the mayor. everyone would listen to me

orange cat lounging on scratcher

orange cat now yawning real big

you can take the cat out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the cat 😈

i could be the mayor. people would listen to me

hey! a member of the Adonis extended family in NY! please go get this boy, he needs some love

moms are weird

orange cat looking up at the camera

i stand guard outside the bathroom door whenever my mother goes in there. i'm not sure exactly what she's doing in there but nevertheless i must remain ever vigilant

orange cat pawing at a scratching post

orange cat pawing at a scratching post

orange cat staring witheringly at the camera

yesterday i was given some sort of strange device with a bird on it. i am at least 99% sure the bird isn't real but i've decided to attack and kill it just in case

orange cat poking his head out of paper bag

i know right? they could have at least gotten me a bigger bag

orange cat peeking out of paper bag

orange cat peeking out of paper bag

today i spent some time in this paper cave that came with my humans' supper. it smells like chips in here

she did, but she's on thin ice

who told you that???

Wonky! 🤜🤛

orange cat asleep face down in his blanket

today my mom was in bed all day. i think she ate some bad wet food? she's lucky she has me here to protect her while she's weak and vulnerable

orange cat sitting on the floor looking at the camera suspiciously

i don't know where the big guy went but if my mom doesn't bring him back soon we're gonna have words

hey, take a look at this guy! he looks like he could be part of my posse