Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
Like when Pippin, in medias rex, used the wrong formality and the kings thought him a peer.
the zine cover for Orestruck,black with a bony bug, aman with a torch inside the cave mouth
the cover for eternal empress. faux vintage cover effect depicting a building with arches, pink text reads “Amanda P The Eternal Empress”
Hello new followers. I am Amanda P. and I write adventures for roleplaying games including Cairn, OSE, and Mothership. I wrote a solo journaling game called Pilgrimage of the Sun Guard.
You can check out my work at my website, as well as:
weirdwonder.itch.io
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...
I created it back when r/osr was going through a "shelfie" phase, promoting empty pictures of shelves, but deleting creators "I made a thing" posts.
And you're getting banned for explaining the joke.
r/osrpromo will actively ban you for self promoting. Or promoting. Or posting.
Scavenging is a noble art.
Always with the herbs, this guy
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How many Yoba damn meteorites are gonna fall on this damn farm?
Three so far.
Oh! Ain't met them yet.
The Green Rain has come! Yoba is displeased! REPENT!
Just met 'em tonight!
Gonna court the blue hair lady he has a crush on, purely to spite him
I hate the blacksmith so very much.
Honestly? The man living alone in the woods is the only one of these mfs I trust
And envy.
Recently started playing Stardew Valley. The most realistic part of this game is that I'm exhausted by 9am.
CHOMP 'EM UP! BELLY!
Chomp 'em up! Belly!
Skip the glass and just mix 'em in your belly
Hodag art in a TTRPG is an instant win.
It was an incredible movie!
[resists falling back into his Rocketeer obsession]
[Fails]
Congrats!
Hell yeah!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Don't toy with me like this.
Explain yourself.
Important to remember when the doubts set in
Literally stealing the food directly out of the mouth of Walt Disney's frozen head
(...I need to finish writing that adventure)
First the big OSR developer mocks poor innocent Nintendo. Haha, we all have a laugh.
But then what? Who's next? Mom and pop corporations like Disney?
Where will this evil end?
Prismatic continues with his pokemonium. He'll neither cease nor desist!
Doing good work to good tunes