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Posts by Jon Jensen

someone should invent a website that displays code stored in version control, and the website has uptime

2 months ago 161 12 8 3

it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way

6 months ago 1112 282 20 5

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

7 months ago 8422 2143 68 50

This seems like a bad idea, given her line of work (child sex trafficking).

8 months ago 53 19 3 2
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You wouldn’t download a .CAR?

9 months ago 24 2 1 0

This is great! I've confirmed this also fixes at least two other overrides-related bugs 🥳

1 year ago 0 1 0 0
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run | Turborepo API reference for the `turbo run` command

Landed a new feature in @turbo.build last week 🥳: now you can keep running successful tasks when an unrelated task fails: turbo.build/repo/docs/re...

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills Alt: Mugatu says "I feel like i'm taking crazy pills"

Elastic deciding to name their java-ish non-REPL-able scripting language "painless" has to be a troll, right? Right?!?

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

i mocked my child in a goofy voice, like "oohh i'm eight and i have to go to school tomorrow" and he replied--instantly, without a second's pause for the years i've spent raising him, feeding and clothing him etc-- "i'm mama and i have a small but not invisible mustache"

1 year ago 3970 259 165 73
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I am fascinated by the people at Meta who think this is a *good* idea in exactly the same way I'm fascinated by conspiracy theorists.

It just seems so patently awful to me. And in ways that every sensible person I know would immediately grasp.

1 year ago 1197 190 70 24

I assume the API might need a token if the action is from a private repo? Though I suppose the risk factor there should be pretty low 😅 ... regardless, the plugin already has some token smarts (you can provide a token, or it can reuse `gh`'s token if present, etc.)

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Nice! An unfortunate constraint of ESLint is that it needs to be synchronous. That said, this can be worked around with worker threads or child processes 🫠 (with caching it's not *too* terrible)

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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For context, these were my motivators for writing the plugin (as opposed to using something existing): x.com/jenseng/stat...

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Going to get the ball rolling on this soon 🤞 ... I've been battle testing the plugin on a several Netflix repos over the last year 😅 ... while it doesn't specifically validate action shas, that should be a pretty simple rule to implement

1 year ago 2 0 2 0

don't you love,
the suspense,
caused by not knowing,
whether there is more to follow,

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

My first Netflix feature was an iframe to sandbox adtech so it could only know what we sent it. Ran on every page and was cool but rather minor.

Until the day we broke cookies.

For a whole evening everybody visiting Netflix got a broken cookie, making all requests 500. All users locked out.

(1/4)

1 year ago 21 2 1 1

Gaetz's nomination and withdrawal was just a ruse to pave the way for Attorney General Rudy Giuliani 🫠

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Your regular reminder that you, yes you, would likely personally benefit from some of the accessibility settings on your devices

They may feel a bit weird at first or you may feel like you don't have a serious enough problem to need them, but after a week you may much prefer having 1-2 of them

1 year ago 24 2 1 1
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Since the token is always readonly and secrets are inaccessible, the risks are reduced. But attackers could still cause trouble, e.g.
1. `sleep infinity` to use up your concurrent job limit
2. hammer the API and get your repo rate-limited
3. use up the cache so useful stuff gets evicted

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do

- lawn care
- newspaper delivery
- hardware store remodel crew
- data entry
- receptionist
- teaching assistant

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Obviously these companies are structured very differently. Toyota's value is found in the products it makes and brings to market, which people can buy and use. Tesla's value is from Elon Musk sometimes saying things like "I will invent magical taxis by November" and shareholders pissing themselves

2 years ago 2067 569 32 16

How is the OpenAI board gonna fire Sam Altman just because he gave answers that sounded plausible but weren't actually accurate?

2 years ago 3406 1002 64 57
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Keep this handy for future use!

2 years ago 2024 656 19 16

Musk being on a nativist arc when he himself is an immigrant who survives on government subsidies and fathers a bunch of kids he doesn’t take care of really sandblasts any plausible deniability about the extent to which this is just a racial thing

2 years ago 2870 617 23 11
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exploring brave new dimensions of extremely divorced internet poisoning

2 years ago 3009 332 253 216