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Posts by Tortured Philly Sports Fan

I always pictured Pat sitting in the dugout thankful to not have to play defense. Just grateful to not potentially embarrass himself chasing down a fly ball in the gap in a big moment.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

A happy Go Birds to you and yours. May everyone have a relaxing 1pm window before things get weird at 4:25p

7 months ago 2 0 0 0

Just a couple of minutes until my mental stability is solely dependent on the Philadelphia Eagles.

7 months ago 9 1 3 0

Go birds!

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
I am not an Eagles fan, but they are my favorite kind of crazy person.

I am not an Eagles fan, but they are my favorite kind of crazy person.

Casual Bluesky users logging in on a Thursday about to realize half the accounts they follow are Eagles fans.

7 months ago 191 34 13 12

Go birds!!🦅🦅🦅

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
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a man wearing a hat with the word eagles on it stands on a football field ALT: a man wearing a hat with the word eagles on it stands on a football field

Feels good to have football back. Fired up for game day #1. Go Birds!! 🦅🦅🦅

7 months ago 9 1 3 0
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Go birds!! 🦅🦅

7 months ago 3 0 0 0

Wheeler: 128 IP 2.39 ERA 2.68 FIP
Sanchez: 124 IP 2.40 ERA 2.69 FIP

8 months ago 103 14 3 2
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It's so cool that cities are like "oweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79
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while the Al nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
Jun 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM

Screenshot of a Bluesky post Lauren Follow @laurenkayes.bsky.social It's so cool that cities are like "oweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79 " while the Al nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits Jun 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

9 months ago 11391 4126 30 99

Maybe tipping pitches? I’d like to think if he was hurting in any way they wouldn’t have him out there wearing these bad outings

10 months ago 3 0 1 0

Respect to all generations but you are not a fucking adult until you have a favorite flavor of store-brand antacid.

11 months ago 121 18 8 5

Of course he’s an Eagle. OF COURSE.

11 months ago 1806 135 91 27

Phillies 2-5 hitters, 1-11 including 0-4 with RISP.. I just… I can’t.

11 months ago 6 0 2 0

BITCHES. LOVE. SOSA.

1 year ago 16 3 0 0
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BITCHES. LOVE. SOSA.

1 year ago 6 2 0 0
A screenshot of a paragraph of corporate jargon that starts with “Let's circle back and blue-sky this paradigm shift by leveraging our bandwidth to drill down on the low-hanging fruit, but only if we can move the needle without boiling the ocean…”

A screenshot of a paragraph of corporate jargon that starts with “Let's circle back and blue-sky this paradigm shift by leveraging our bandwidth to drill down on the low-hanging fruit, but only if we can move the needle without boiling the ocean…”

I feel like whoever created this paragraph is an executive @ my company 🫠

1 year ago 9 1 3 0

This piece is fascinating in both the technical details (which are explained very well), and the human details (Elon Musk is and always has been a fraud)

1 year ago 613 124 26 3

college football coaches are appalled

1 year ago 70 1 1 0

I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table

1 year ago 1697 158 63 12
Everything that the Eagles have acquired as a result of the Carson Wentz trade. The trade tree includes 11 current Eagles players and 2 currently owned draft picks. 8 of those players have ties back to the original Wentz deal.

Everything that the Eagles have acquired as a result of the Carson Wentz trade. The trade tree includes 11 current Eagles players and 2 currently owned draft picks. 8 of those players have ties back to the original Wentz deal.

The Carson Wentz Trade Tree Pre-2025 NFL Draft

1 year ago 85 25 10 7
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Phillies pitchers and catchers. Day 1.

1 year ago 142 31 3 14
jason momoa creeping up behind henry cavil meme with the captions "bluesky users hoping philly accounts will now cool it on posting about sports for a while" and "spring training" over them

jason momoa creeping up behind henry cavil meme with the captions "bluesky users hoping philly accounts will now cool it on posting about sports for a while" and "spring training" over them

1 year ago 588 80 14 12

Younger son got to school and hit his teacher up with a go birds within seconds of hitting the door, he’s not even a football fan, proud doesn’t describe what I’m feeling right now

1 year ago 689 22 11 1
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feels weird

like almost... peaceful

1 year ago 10 1 0 0

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1 year ago 4 0 1 0

Here we go. You all saw it.

1 year ago 109 8 6 1

Unbelievable bullshit officiating in favor of the Chiefs right off the bat.

1 year ago 322 60 14 2

Go birds!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Pastor said “enjoy watching the Eagles win tonight” as her greeting today. Birds by a million 🦅🦅🦅

1 year ago 4 0 1 0