I always pictured Pat sitting in the dugout thankful to not have to play defense. Just grateful to not potentially embarrass himself chasing down a fly ball in the gap in a big moment.
Posts by Tortured Philly Sports Fan
A happy Go Birds to you and yours. May everyone have a relaxing 1pm window before things get weird at 4:25p
Just a couple of minutes until my mental stability is solely dependent on the Philadelphia Eagles.
Go birds!
I am not an Eagles fan, but they are my favorite kind of crazy person.
Casual Bluesky users logging in on a Thursday about to realize half the accounts they follow are Eagles fans.
Go birds!!🦅🦅🦅
Go birds!! 🦅🦅
Wheeler: 128 IP 2.39 ERA 2.68 FIP
Sanchez: 124 IP 2.40 ERA 2.69 FIP
Screenshot of a Bluesky post Lauren Follow @laurenkayes.bsky.social It's so cool that cities are like "oweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79 " while the Al nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits Jun 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.
Maybe tipping pitches? I’d like to think if he was hurting in any way they wouldn’t have him out there wearing these bad outings
Respect to all generations but you are not a fucking adult until you have a favorite flavor of store-brand antacid.
Of course he’s an Eagle. OF COURSE.
Phillies 2-5 hitters, 1-11 including 0-4 with RISP.. I just… I can’t.
BITCHES. LOVE. SOSA.
BITCHES. LOVE. SOSA.
A screenshot of a paragraph of corporate jargon that starts with “Let's circle back and blue-sky this paradigm shift by leveraging our bandwidth to drill down on the low-hanging fruit, but only if we can move the needle without boiling the ocean…”
I feel like whoever created this paragraph is an executive @ my company 🫠
This piece is fascinating in both the technical details (which are explained very well), and the human details (Elon Musk is and always has been a fraud)
college football coaches are appalled
I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table
Everything that the Eagles have acquired as a result of the Carson Wentz trade. The trade tree includes 11 current Eagles players and 2 currently owned draft picks. 8 of those players have ties back to the original Wentz deal.
The Carson Wentz Trade Tree Pre-2025 NFL Draft
Phillies pitchers and catchers. Day 1.
jason momoa creeping up behind henry cavil meme with the captions "bluesky users hoping philly accounts will now cool it on posting about sports for a while" and "spring training" over them
Younger son got to school and hit his teacher up with a go birds within seconds of hitting the door, he’s not even a football fan, proud doesn’t describe what I’m feeling right now
feels weird
like almost... peaceful
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Here we go. You all saw it.
Unbelievable bullshit officiating in favor of the Chiefs right off the bat.
Go birds!
Pastor said “enjoy watching the Eagles win tonight” as her greeting today. Birds by a million 🦅🦅🦅