I missed quite the event. What a shame.

Taking applications.

Do you all like my new lab sign

((Stolen gpose don't retweet I'm a thief))

NEW YEAR SAME ME

Not even for a moment.

Hmm...

Let me think on that, long and hard- no.

Because I'm just suuuuch a meanie~

Well now, where's the fun in me spoiling the surprise? No one likes a blabbermouth!

Please look forward to it~☆

Oho, something is amiss!

Unfortunately, yours truly is not to blame~
Heartbreaking, I am aware.

I admit, I may have allowed the muscle density to decay a tad.

Ah, well. What's a corpse to do~?

You don't like twunks?

Please. The one thing good about that little worm was his appearance.

Sorry? Could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you through your tears and whatnot. Have your facial muscles begun to atrophy from the Botox~?

@polydegmonsprice.bsky.social ugly

Jesters?

He/they, thanks for asking.

I am being touched!

(Blows a kiss)

(At some point, he would eventually realize he was punching a chew toy in a cloak. Maybe.)

But you're so loud?

But then how am I going to say anything at 12pm frotting?

(Squeaks like a chew toy with each hit)

(Lifts his skirt)

Nice dress~

Ghh--?!

(Pain. A long-since forgotten sensation. He remembered to smile before his form disappeared into smoke, the Ascian appearing again behind him.)

Oh, I think not. Not yet, anyway.

I say, you're quite sensitive about them these days...for a man who tossed them aside.

What's all the hostility for? Did we not use Asahi and Izumi both? The two of us?

We gave Izumi what they wanted. They don't have to know the truth of our affections. Isn't ignorance bliss~?

They don't even remember my deeds! The shock of "Asahi" all but killing them must have been too much~

...

(Shrug. He smiled.)

Oh, come now. Look at this face, this body! How else do you think I got them to cough up those funds we used for the civil war in Garlemald~?

I played lover. Same as you, might I add, as of yesterday.

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