I guess that answers the question I kept meaning to ask you about your accountant.

a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed . ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed .

Trump as Jesus? Please, get me out of this timeline.

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

a man with a mustache wearing a blue jacket and a scarf is sitting in front of a group of people . ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a blue jacket and a scarf is sitting in front of a group of people .

"It just works"

His other name is "dingus". #CatsOfBlueSky

Yes.

In his belly now.

"Dad, where's my food? I haven't eaten anything for FOUR hours!"

#CatsOfBlueSky

Colorado really is the best.

Today I proudly enter the Halls of Whamhalla. Out to do some last minute shopping at our local open air mall and as soon as I exited my car,I heard the subtle refrain of Last Christmas. Carry on brave warriors. /cc @justrie.bsky.social

I recommend you pick up this cook book:
The Wok: Recipes and Techniques: López-Alt, J. Kenji: 9780393541212: Amazon.com: Books share.google/6WMS8Pjffn00...

I bought a wok a couple years back and I love it. It will probably take you some time before it's seasoned enough for non stick eggs.

You're not wrong. This is his "is it food times?" look.

This cat does not go hungry.

Seasons greetings from Ezra the Unstoppable. #CatsOfBlueSky

It's an odd sensation using one, but they are definitely nice to have. Also, they can get pricey, but the cost is well worth it.

My office mate is comfortable in his cube. #CatsOfBlueSky

Good morning sir. Do you have time to discuss our Lord and Savior CAT? #CatsOfBlueSky

The problem with our healthcare system is no one wants to help you, they just want to make you someone else's problem.

a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face .

Hah.

Things I'm tied of in 2025:

Yes

a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button ALT: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

That's a new one, haven't seen that yet. But my approach would be "block and report".

He's got the sunbeam in a chokehold. #CatsOfBluesky

They Are Not Giants

Now he's just defying the laws of physics. #CatsOfBlueSky