Nice try, Taken boy. By the way I loved you in High Spirits.

The fun part of our weekend project.

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What a fun stress free ball game.

To be fair we didn’t just work on the fire pit so I’m not sure how epic it will be but I’ll definitely post pics when it’s done

That fire pit ain’t gonna build itself.

Been doing yard work since 7 and I’m spent. Tomorrow is more of the same I’m afraid.

Happy Friday.

I don’t throw the term “hero” around loosely, but….

I know it’s still very early in the game but has anyone jinxed the Padres about a possible no hitter?

Just woke up and saw the mariners shit the bed. What the fuck?

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

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Naylor…

Had to get the salted one in there.

They’re so damn good.

It’s cookie day. Oatmeal raisin&choc chip. The second batch I sprinkled a little sea salt on top.

They were so good.

Not to be This Guy but the book too, holy mackerel

Chips turned out great.

I don’t know if I want to make smoked patty melts or grilled turkey bacon Swiss for dinner tonight. Either way I do plan on making homemade potato chips.

Burnt potato chips are the best.

When I started wearing my wolf tshirt during games the Seahawks kept on winning and eventually won the Super Bowl. I’m gonna need a lot more wolf t shirts to get the mariners on track.

Oh rexy, you’re so sexy.

What’s crazy is it’s actually worse than were being told, and that is extremely concerning

Yes it is.

Because the bride comes from money and doesn’t consider other people’s situations. That’s the exact same thing I said when I saw it was black tie; no gift.

Girlfriend’s nephew is getting married in September and it’s black tie. Really don’t want to spend money renting a tuxedo.

She was having a blast.

This pretty girl got to go to the creek today.

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

All I want for Easter.