girl•din•ner
noun
The state of mind in which you eat an uncooked hotdog no bun and two cheese sticks with a ginger ale without feeling like a waste of oxygen.

You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't take.

My brain is tired and wants to sleep, but my soul(?) isn't ready to give up the free time I finally have after work to go to bed, just to have to get up and do it all over again tomorrow

I'd like to think that back in my college drama program, someone would have told me if our plays were just truly shit, but judging how I "smile and nodd"ed the fuck out of my old uni theater, ain't no way