both cursed AND haunted

what

that’s… that’s not what that is

our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu

He is Risen!

that’s… that’s not what that is

some absolutely horrific things have been done to this thing, you will be blinded if you bring a UV light anywhere near this thing

some absolutely horrific things have been done to this thing, you will be blinded if you bring a UV light anywhere near this thing

Incredible Dan Flashes competition in Oak Bay

For you sickos

yes, however, you can get your name printed on it!

Incredible things being manufactured in Vancouver, I have hope

Is the catch that you’re really tired because you woke up at 5am???

what do you mean “before it’s gone”???

wait what

NO

it’s not what you think! it’s where I keep my dildos

wouldn’t exactly call these dildos “trinkets”

it’s not what you think! it’s where I keep my dildos

Hollander, why American company owns so many Canada newspapers

I bet it feels so good to disintegrate as your space station is knocked out of orbit and ground to dust by a ring of debris

I bet it feels so good to disintegrate as your space station is knocked out of orbit and ground to dust by a ring of debris

Hollander, why Canada has music festival at sick ostrich farm

“Yes, Hollander, we know who is Hrystia Freeland, she has nazi dedushka”

“Hollander, why is there one cop who is bon and one cop who is bad?”

let me in that writers room

“Hollander, vhich team do the Two Michaels play for? Are they good”

“Hollander, why you have memorial to victims of communism?”

“Hollander, what is a ‘Ed Sock’? Why Canada has national hero who is talking sock with green hair?”

Cast it into the fire

I know Heated Rivalry is not based in reality because there isn’t a single Canadian character named Gord