Thank you. I try my best.

And you are my muse 💜

Time to flick my fleshy bop-it. In the TMNT title style. Over a picture of the turtles peering out from under a manhole cover in a city. I *am* proud of this, but only because I think I’ve actually managed to make Guy’s thought worse.

Omg of *course* they bumb into things. Otherwise they’d be bumplebees!

Yup, so I’m ride or die with Mike Bailey now. #AEW 🤼

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Painting of a woman in the kitchen bending down to reach into the back of a dishwasher. a black cat is standing on her back, having jumped up to get a better view of the world

The Kitchen — Olivier Neuray, 2025
Oil on canvas

olivier-neuray.com

Nam Yum Not My Sister, which sounds dangerously close to cultural appropriation imo

John Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory [ORIGINAL VIDEO] YouTube video by DeadTerritory

Hello.

I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”.

youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

You took down your flags and signs, but everyone remembers what you did. Your front door has been marked with a Cool S. You won't notice it, but Grimace will. On the next new moon, when he wanders the earth seeking purple tribute, he will visit you while you slumber and accept your offering.

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

As an alternative, @thebeeguy.bsky.social isn’t slop, and is consistently Good 😊

DEADLOCH SOUNDTRACKS ARE OUT INCLUDING DEADLOCH WOMEN’S CHOIR SONGS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I must not hope. Hope is the mind-killer. Hope is the little-breath that brings total disappointment. I will face my hope. I will permit it to pass over me and through me...

Erectoplasm

“Fly me to the Moon, let me play among the stars” -
- Frank Sinatra

“I need to borrow your rocket, I ain’t telling you why”
- Evasive Sinatra

It’s what happens when your vagina dentata fall out

a man wearing glasses and a hat says " i 'm embracing failure " in pink letters ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat says " i 'm embracing failure " in pink letters

I woke up early to do a run to Tesco and of course everything besides the paper shop is shut because Jesus escaped from a cave yesterday so it's Euro Shopper's finest for tea tonight.

For the unaware Americans, today is a bank holiday in Britain. It's a special day when all the banks migrate south for the summer. Traditionally we all gather by the shoreline to wave them off as they fly away in formation to warmer climes, then we have a singsong and share bank bread. Magical.

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

I am very sad today. It’s a mixture of Day 4 of post-con drop, being too tired to do anything, & being convinced that I’ve let something essential slide in my avoidance of everything due to fatigue.

I’d be happy that nothing else on the car has broken, but I haven’t gone out since I got back, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

crossword labeled "the telepath" where all the clues are blank

Om Patel y @om_patel5 stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free: below or write up a quick summary. Pepper |13:19:45 I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help? Anonymous User | 13:20:18 Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today? Pepper|13:20:19 Order Issues Common Questions Where's my order? Upcoming Promotions Cancel Order

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

WOO HOO I’ve been awake for 5 consecutive hours 🥳
28 hours’ sleep over the past 41 was great. I’ve put the codeine back in the cupboard! I got dressed without pulling a muscle! I have *actually unpacked*! And put (almost) everything away!

The BAMC was worth it, but I’m v glad it’s only once a year.

day 3 of #repostyourart is spring, and you know who is here in spring? BEEFLY

Time for a cup of tea and more painkillers, and see how I feel after that.

*Knowing* I’m going to be exhausted doesn’t make it any less hellish. I fell asleep at 11 last night. Today I have:
Woken up at 10, fed the cats, gone back to sleep.
Woke at 12, got dressed, gone back to sleep.
Woken at 2, had lunch, gone back to sleep.
Woken at 7, contemplated a 9pm bedtime.