JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

Aspiring mohel

Harlequin beetles. Don’t touch, they’re stinky

Anaphylussy

On the toilet

👀

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

"this must go so hard if you're stupid" has been the key to all of this

I’ll see that and raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HOfaSSIVcE

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in. https://x.com/ryangrim/statu/ryangrim/status/2039684274564051425 Quote Ryan Grim @ryangrim · 10h Israel is explicitly warning Christian and Druze residents in southern Lebanon not to hide Muslim residents among them as their forces advance.

And there it is.

@albomp.bsky.social ahem

I don't care if this makes me a dinosaur. If I found out that a writer had used a solitary line of AI I would never read them again. If I thought someone had used AI in an email to me, I would never respond or indeed respect them again.

Four minutes of ‘keep calm and carry on’

Uh,, how?

What a dreichy day out on the bay today - good one to stay in I’d say

Huh it’s literally cheaper to rent in inner Melbourne than regional Queensland these days 🙃

I’ve been doing Terre D’Hermes for a while (but it does seem to smell different on everyone that wears it)

Meh. Don’t mind me, just mildly depresso

Mastodon coded

Those are my standouts as well. Another Plane Went Down and Matter of Minutes in particular

See and it’s the one that I always struggled with - a few standouts but certainly no Fat City

J’adore !

I… I don’t trust the orb

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Toronto Union Station

Nice balls