loathsome motherfucker, I'll boo the second he appears on screen

This piece is incredible because you're like "oh so that's what did it" like five times and by the end you're just like "jesus christ make it stop"

"SURE sure she abuses her staff and she'll be a "coolant" on progressive DFL momentum, BUT...." is not really making me feel better about her! She'll win, no one is opposing her, good for her. I hope more hyperlocal progressive wins overwhelm the pot and basically make her an irrelevant afterthought

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My erect cock

what the hell here's a picture of my hog

go to the Mütter museum to see the giant megacolon!

let me know if you need references

my conspiracy theory is that viruses are tiny little aliens !!!!

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

persona 5: the rusical

after julie le, a former DHS lawyer now running against ilhan omar for cd5, finishes her speech, the convention starts a “fuck ICE!” chant

"aw jeez, ill just sign up for the jello sculpture category instead, im not cut out for the wild and crazy hotdish lifestyle..."

i have to try and make homemade tater tots, the neighborhood hotdish competition is next weekend!! they should make a hallmark movie about this!

Website for "Gary's Rude Cafe" in Siren, Wisconsin (idk why it's rude), which reads: ITS COLD OUT COME IN AND GET SOMETHING HOT TO WORM YOU UP

a recent round of TimeGuessr led me to looking up a tiny town in Wisconsin on Google Maps, where I found this restaurant's web page and now can't stop saying "get something hot to worm you up" 🪱

i love her

whats wrong sailor, you havent touched your grimace from mcdonalds sliced penis meat

"Republicans privately told me they knew this is wrong" ok well publically blast their asses, let's go, you aren't running for re-election fuck them!!

what a vile worm, slathered deeply in his own shit. there are hundreds of thousands of minnesotans more worthy of recognition than this useless weasel

bumpin' porcies with the bros

Lots of dvds scattered in the grass outside my office building

There are seasons of Will & Grace everywhere for those with the eyes to see

found a wonderful apartment, submitted a 35 dollar application to get a tour scheduled, and overlooked the wonderful "pet rent" line which would equate to an extra 960 dollars of rent per year man fuck a landlord named "Mylene"

i started playing Ultros which has some really gorgeous art direction coupled with some of the most dogshit fonts i've ever seen

Avianos 4x5 tile gameplay board, full of mountains, castles, soldiers. A yellow triceratops named TRILOCK and her actions are presented on the left as a text prompt below asks "Which ancestor will you pray to?"

It's a 4x game where you must pray to your dinosaur ancestors to build resources, recuit soliders, move, etc to attain and defend 4 castles on the board. Definitely one of my favorites so far, I'll be playing lots

Bird looking at a mushroom cloud: "At long last, the mammals perished. And we reclaimed the land that was once ours."

Bird with a helmet and spiked sword screaming as another bird holding a stick of dynamite flies past a flaming birdhouse. "And it was not long before we too fell prey to the folly of war!"

game 12 of UFO 50, Avianos, is a strategy game about birds inheriting the earth. The opening title sequence goes hard as fuck

Message from Michael Rainville "Also at the Council meeting we discussed the staff time involved in overturning the ban on adult bathhouses. My comments to my fellow Council Members were that we should be using staff's and our time to focus on: -Building more affordable housing -Improving public safety -Environmental justice -Addressing the mental health and addiction crisis -Addressing the 2027 budget crisis. If we do not cut expenses and continue to raise property taxes, every renter and homeowner will suffer. Especially our low and fixed income neighbors.

Rainville more or less said similar in his message that went out today. i'm disgusted to see some of the things Shaffer said in that article though jfc...

BREAKING NEWS: a federal judge just ordered the Trump administration to turn over all their evidence on Renee Good’s murder.