Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo

Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

Iran already got Trump to:
-Agree to negotiate on Iran’s terms
-Drop demands for Iran to make concessions as a precondition
-Pressure Israel to cease fire in Lebanon as a precondition

They see he’s thirsty for a deal, and likely aim to make him extend Tuesday’s deadline in exchange for nothing.

25th Amendment

According to The Wall Street Journal, Trump was in such a volatile state after Iran shot down a U.S. jet that he spent hours screaming at aides in the West Wing, obsessing over the political fallout and invoking Jimmy Carter and the 1979 hostage crisis. 2/

Bye ✌️

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Hungary’s Orban, Beacon to the Right, Concedes Election Defeat

Yes!

Hungary’s Orban, Beacon to the Right, Concedes Election Defeat

Welp. Swalwell is effed.

Ungaro was deported after Paolo Zampolli, a current Trump "special envoy" and father of Ungaro's son, ratted her out to ICE. It's very likely she's extorting the Trumps so she can return to be with her son. Ungaro was initially brought to the US by...Jeffrey Epstein. Hence Melania's speech.

Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus

Amanda Ungaro was married to a Trump administration official and Epstein client named Paolo Zampolli. Ungaro, who is trying to get custody of their son, was arrested and detained by ICE for over 3 months before being deported to Brazil. 2/

Amanda Ungaro means business.

I was pleased to learn that Melania agrees

Ding ding ding 🛎️

Trump: *starts a war to distract from Epstein*

Melania: “actually let’s talk about Epstein more”

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.

Complete and total victory feels funny

I hate the name of cnn’s Eva Longoria “Searching for France” and all the others.

Like, got it. France doesn’t exist until Eva Longoria “finds” it.

This morning, I asked President Trump if he’s okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz, he told me there may be a Joint US-Iran venture to charge tolls: “We’re thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It’s a way of securing it — also securing it from lots of other people.” “It’s a beautiful thing”

Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours.

The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.

Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s cowardice is in a dead heat with his atrocious negotiation skills.

The US is in a significantly worse position today than when this illegal war was launched by Trump on February 28th.

He blinked. Plain and simple.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Two weeks to remove him. Now.

This gives Congress two weeks to remove him. That’s the only appropriate action here.

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.

Donny Two Weeks strikes again

The White House Correspondents Association is planning to "honor" Trump at its dinner three weeks from now.

No way.

It was egregious before. Now it's obscene.

Donny Two Weeks Taco-ed again:

Awful