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Posts by Baphomet
"I'm in the "teaching kids to swear and pull pranks on others" kind of mood today."
<--- Feels like sitting on people's faces
"Not that long thanks to bullshit demon magic..."
"Welp..."
"Want me to corrupt them so they fall to sin and get kicked to the curb?"
"You do? Having powers?
Why?"
"Ah, that explains it."
"Yes."
"...are you sure you're not just a succubus?"
And now all her clothes, all of them, are suddenly gone...
"Power of 'enchantment'...bit of a broad common denominator, no?"
A demi-demi god?
How DOES one become a demi TWICE?
Kindly run that by me, foxy..."
"Of course it is. It's my Sigil after all.
And the Sigil of something beautiful NEEDS to be beautiful itself, right?"
"You're a mortal tho.
I'd get that checked if you don't know what they are for..."
"Full tattoo for #SeductiveSunday~"
...given she was in the presence of a demon, every sense of the word "being someone's breakfast" wouldn't be too far fetched and within plausible reach, if not for Bapho having a soft spot for bovines in general.
Unbeknownst to her, Bapho has a tendency to wake up really horny.
//Lmao my BSKY is completely and utterly shifting the bed rn.
"I'm not afraid of some pintsize!"
"Ah, and now, just let the softness relax you into- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."
Talked herself into sleep.
"Then allow yourself to relax and lean back..."
...right into the demons bosom.
"Make me."
"Short puny tiny god."
"Bleh."
"I'll whip you if you don't stop!"
"I can hear you, Einstein."
Points at all of #MVRP
"SHORT!"