“Mine is go do crime “

“I snorted too much pop rocks and I’m rocking out!”

Trump admits his "working class" moments for the cameras were all staged. He calls the photo ops "a little bit tacky" and "embarrassing” - which is ironic since Trump is so tacky and embarrassing all the time. All the rich do is lie to workers. That’s America.

“Do I need a pass to come?”

Clears it up a lot.

“Like I’m gonna believe you and your side boob”

“Mommy I want some cookies”

“Hands? I heard different things”

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

*waddles across with stolen dumplings*

“Is that a phone?!……phone phone?!…..what’s next he has only sins?”

“Orc dick or elven dick?”

a teenage detective comic

“Does this make her the pussy master?”

“Gonna commit great crime…..give you a mega blox set in a lego box”

*walks by as it landed in my mouth and i accidentally swallowed it*

“Oh shit, she getting romantic” *runs away*

“Catch phase”

“She also doesn’t know big tiddy thicc dommy mommies are my weakness…..deathly and scared of them in a arousing way”

*behind the bushes* “and here we have the most dangerous she beast in her natural habitat”

“Oh good, she doesn’t know I’m a bottom”

“What was it”

"We are run by a class of pedophilic, rapist, racist, parasitic, bloodthirsty people..."

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social @premthakker.bsky.social on Trump’s Jesus post:

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“You make me hungry ……”

*takes the dumplings as I stuff my mouth with them*

“Not even the blood mine was complete “

“And she never came back with cigarettes or milk”

“But no dinner? Well oh my , how naughty are you”