Oh yay, my favorite part of being sick: finding the lost tissue in the laundry

Also, and this is totally cough syrup inspired, but the pics of cats watching the Artemis splashdown are brilliant

Finally listening to the new Immolation, Prime Music was glitching yesterday

Excellent stuff, really

Also high AF on the nasty cough syrup so it's def adding to the experience

Update: cough syrup is even worse now that I can taste it

Oh Rin it's so bad. Works amazingly well but actively nasty and it's a taste that just lingers and everything I eat after that picks it up

He's met me, I'm sure he won't be shocked

My boss gave me his, then took me straight to urgent care because the branch near me was closed and I apparently looked like I was dying when he came by

I wonder if he thinks I'm giving it back tho

OH my GOD this prescription cough syrup is vile

I mean it works but it tastes like someone mixed Mucinex with an especially bad IPA

In bed, sick, wondering if the new Immolation will make me feel better

(taking a bong hit and looking out over the nuclear landscape): Yes child, in my day fanfic was printed on a mimeograph machine and hand stapled, and you had to ask a woman in an Arwen costume to sell it to you from under a folding event table at PensaCon

Guess who has a 102F fever and a bottle of the vilest cough syrup known to man? THIS BITCH

I have all the Brainrots PLUS gay pirates.

And I gotta say the HR fandom is worse than OFMD and is rapidly approaching FFVII. Willllld.

One of the most fascinating parts of my job is the truly insane variety of random objects used as bookmarks in returned library books, but I have yet to get a snakeskin

If I could NOT have a sinus infection for eh, maybe a week or two? I'm not greedy

Anyway off to urgent care

Unsolicited life advice? Don't wait till you're almost 60 to put yourself first

Or 50

Or 40

Do it now

Happy almost balloon day to me and thank fuck I'm finally actually happy

I am v much less hot than Eddie but I'll take what I can get 😂

Persecution Mania t shirt was likely not the most tactful wardrobe choice for Good Friday in South Louisiana but it was on top of the clean laundry pile and I'm not washing clothes on my balloon weekend

Me remembering my coworkers last Halloween telling me I already had the wardrobe and hair for Eddie and I couldn't even be mad

Much love, cause you're amazing and you do so much good with your talent

Also the ones crossed out are the ones I bought Saturday!

I really feel like this could be the title of my autobiography

Progress. I'm trying to collect the classics so anything would be welcome

I'm trying to collect All The Important Things and I realize the usual lists are dead white dude centric, and this list includes problematic authors

Also not including works I already own which is...a lot

Scritches

Mine came from work because they infested a library book someone returned and somehow got in my stuff while I was processing it

I feel the need to tell that story at career day to discourage hopeful librarians or something

Ooh had an infestation of these last year and you have my sympathies

"ooh let's just listen to something random from Fiadh" is now my go-to when I can't make up my mind

I would commit actual crimes to own this shirt

So was not paying bills! But yeah y'all please read another book

I laughed so loud at this

Cursed Scott Stapp content