Ok but where are the cute shorts from?

Dallas trip this weekend with friends. Of course I have a checked size bag for only two nights 😬

jennifer tilly in custom balmain w her own face on it likeee she is exactly who she thinks she is

I was told recently that I have good skin and don’t need Botox. However if I wanted it there are a few suggestions. Ma’am this was unsolicited advice!

If you see this post a concert photo you took

Me looking at the 6’4” gym bro

NFL and this is the official uniform. Sorry to the cold weather games

But it’s so pretty

Need this gym fit

Teyana Taylor being genuinely happy for every winner tonight is just amazing to watch

I forgot she had eyes behind those glasses

The new Pussycat Dolls song is giving Drag Race challenge (derogatory).

Is that a stew pot? Ok Strega Nona.

Captain of the USS Cunterprise

Somehow I forgot to pack my belt on this work overnight and am now holding my pants up every few minutes today

a bald man says " i don t think it is darling " ALT: a bald man says " i don t think it is darling "

Yes but was the lip sync good?

I’m sure they have a banana they could lodge in my throat

There are a group of hot firefighters at the grocery store right now and I’m about to start playing with matches

For a rainy dreary Sunday I had a solid sweaty workout

They should be booted from the train immediately. Or at least shown to a non quiet car since they must be illiterate and couldn’t read the signs

It’s 80 degrees out. Is it acceptable to start summer fridays yet? (Important to note: my company doesn’t offer summer fridays)

Not the pinky promise!

Woke up at 3:30 and couldn’t fall back asleep and have too many meetings for a mid day nap. Might just fall asleep on my keyboard fuck it

He’s going to be a judge on drag race. He needed to reiterate that he’s straight

More like back shot hotel

I wanna Wendy on his Willams until
he’s how you doin?!

Meh I honestly just needed to get that one out of my head.