30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons episode β22 Short Films About Springfieldβ first aired April 14, 1996.
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President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also Iβm Dr. Jesus Christ
A+ headline.
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Black and white kitten sweetly resting it's head on a ginger and white dog's head. Besties.
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In these dark times, we have one constant ray of sunshine in our lives. Our pets. Cherish them today and always.
#nationalpetday
#adoptdontshop #caturday #dogsofbluesky
"All these infinite universes.... And yet we end up just going down the same paths."
Happy Anniversary Bioshock Infinite! To celebrate, here is the amazing @lisaorgana.bsky.social as Elizabeth from the 'Burial at Sea' episodes.
Taken at @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social London.
#cosplay #bioshockinfinte
panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues
"Hi, sweety! Miss me?"
@spideybarbie as the all too lucky Black Cat! πββ¬
Love the teeny Spider-Bot π·οΈπ
Taken at @comicconnortheast (major throwback)
#blackcatcosplay #blackcat #marvelrivals
β€οΈβ€οΈππ₯ #Hoppers
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
I flew down to south Texas today to do my job - investigate why people are dying in ICE detention centers.
I was just illegally denied entry to Dilley Detention Center. Because they have something to hide.
The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism.
Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.
enamel pins of pokemon done in the monster hunter icon style. Tyranitar, garchomp, rayquaza, espeon, umbreon, sylveon, gengar, lucario, and flygon. The umbreon, rayquaza, and gengar are the real big sellers and sold out the first day I put these up last time. Hopefully I have enough now but you never know.
My new pins are back in stock!! I was a bit unprepared for just how much you guys liked these last time.
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
"You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip 'em outta ya."
Throwing it back and going left field with this cosplay of Dennis the Hitman from Spongebob Squarepants!
Created by @ima_el_sparko for @kitacon.bsky.social
#spongebob #dennisthehitman #cosplay #cosplayphotography #kitacon
This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)
Spyro makeup π€
holidays are coming πΆ
I was IN the Monty Hall problem and chose to switch boxes!
I distinctly remember discussing the Monty Hall problem as a fully theoretical problem. When I realised I was IN the problem, I was so excited! And I got lucky ;)
#mathproblem #montyhall
A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm fuckin exhausted from being angry all the time"
I recreated The Scream on myself with makeup, body paint and a mirror
Masterful!
Drop an ARES DEX MACHINA in the comments to summon milkshake...π₯€
Downloaded #HollowKnight.
Here we gooooooo
@teamcherry.bsky.social
It's the classic "long legs feminine, short legs masculine" thing
the degree to which i feel like i am living in the pre-title montage of a post-apocalyptic movie cannot be overstated.
I am just so fucking proud of her.
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and itβs possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread π§΅)
Itβs been a year since I launched my free resource pack for artists! To celebrate, Iβve been working on new tutorials, brushes, and more. Iβm finalizing the last details, and Iβll be updating it next week!
If you want to be the first to hear about the new update, sign up here: links.loish.net
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
So glad we got rid of all that "cancel culture," eh people?