Twas a wondrous day to be sure....

I was in my bed by then, these northerners are thirsty blighters.....

a man in a pirate hat is standing in front of a tree and covering his face with his hand . ALT: a man in a pirate hat is standing in front of a tree and covering his face with his hand .

4 for a pound Davie? That's robbery, nice titles mind you...

Jeez, what an image,how we lived, not that long ago either.

Burn the car, only course of action open to you, possibly extreme.

I'm chipper Chris, great to hear from you, hope the gods have been smiling on you and yours....

Or 'multiples of' I'd imagine.

Album of the year for me so far, man's still got it...

So kneecapped basically?

Fast and sexually menacing, like Frank MacAvennie....

I run like a cross between Steve Ovett and Benny Hill, people gasp.

Frequently, I disgust him on a daily basis.....

That's well spotted, I can actually turn the tv on and off by the power of my stink rays...

New socks, wife hates them, Hector not fussed, I stand by my choice.
Well clad feet run in my family.

Hector is still horrible to me on a daily basis, lives by his own rules, takes no nonsense from anyone, currently in space.

I'm good, been missing you on the darkside....

I feel this is a good indicator of what mine would fetch, Blue Shoes run in my family you know....

Morning Desmond....

Thenk yew vewy mutch....

Mrs Wallace begs to differ...

Not for stepping on....

I can just picture his smug expression...

Lunch in Queensferry, today, footwear attracting some admiring glances and one or two threats....

I NEED those motherfeckin Faberge eggs man, I needs em.

I feel I'm not a good enough person to be on here regularly, I have unclean thoughts about Trump supporters.

Colin doesn't spend enough to send me to Bangor never mind the Bahamas unfortunately, he's very frugal.

It is, got tons of them in a collection last year...

Not nearly as much of his ' hard earned' as I'd like Phil....

How very dare you?

She was a divorcee.

So that was your Lada?