I woke up like this. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Could you help me find some shorter shorts? #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

It’s time for more squats. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Meat, please. Brisket and turkey make me happy! #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

#flexfriday. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Yes, I had to find an LA Fitness in Denton. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I was in Denton, TX recently.

Left or right? #dadbod #musclegay #gaymuscle #musclepanda

It’s douchey gym selfie time. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Sometimes my casual Wednesday outfit makes me look like a fitness influencer. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I still have dreams of taking exams in high school. Waking up in cold sweat, I’m riddled with anxiety. #dadbod #musclegay #gaymusclepanda

I’m boring and predictable. #gymlife #lafitness #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I kind of like this color combo. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

One of my newest clients just asked me how long I’ve been lifting because I’m buff, and I felt so validated. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I got a compliment on this shirt yesterday and I felt good about myself. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I’m so vain. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Sweaty gut check. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

After hurting myself, I know my limits. Get a load of that belly. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

We are reaching the point where I have to grunt for these. On the plus side, I showed my uncle how to squat today and he was rather impressed with my depth. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

“Concert black” means different things to different people. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Buc-ee’s is a magical place where all my dreams come true.

I really need help with my beard. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Sometimes there’s this. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I need more shirts like this. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Here’s some #dancedancerevolution for you! #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Happy Saturday! #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I felt a little stacked. Give me attention. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

It was St. Patrick’s Day so I wore this hideous off-green tank top, but once again, I like the style. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

I like my tuft of hair when I wear a hat. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda

Here’s a little gut check for you. #dadbod #musclegay #musclepanda