"Ring their drums" LMFAO

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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

UAE official: More than 90% of Iranian targets were civilian infrastructure

Ex-model, arrested by Aventura police and deported, causes White House stir A Brazilian brought to the U.S. on an Epstein plane at age 16 lashes out at the Trumps, saying she was betrayed by her friend Melania.

Amanda Ungaro was 16 when she was flown to the US on an Epstein plane. She later became close to the Trumps

On Apr. 8, she went on X to threaten legal action vs Melania “and your pedophile husband”

On Apr. 9, Melania made that odd public statement about Epstein

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

I regret to inform you that “drunken idiot who isn’t interested in working” is the best case scenario for FBI director in a Trump regime.

Texas Medical Board Sanctions Three Doctors for Delayed Care That Led to the Deaths of Two Pregnant Women The two women died during miscarriages. The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to their deaths.

NEW: Porsha Ngumezi and Nevaeh Crain died during miscarriages in Texas after doctors delayed treatment.

The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to the deaths, but the doctors were given minimal punishment.

By Kavitha Surana and Lizzie Presser

Trump gets to entertain himself by pitting his patsies against each other while the rest of the world is being spun into economic turmoil, we bomb girls' schools and Israel is moving on to Genocide Part 2: Lebanon. But sure @cnn.com just treat it like it was another episode of The Apprentice.

Why do we have lawmakers in Congress who are willing to hold fellow members of Congress accountable for sexual assault but not a President?

Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon

Trump, Vance, Hegseth... These guys are all such fakers

"Donald Trump's Defence Secretary has adapted lines from Pulp Fiction falsely attributed to the Bible, while giving a sermon at the Pentagon."

www.9news.com.au/world/pete-h...

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

LMFAO

Did God have a plan for the woman who set herself on fire because of his behavior?

New at Flatwater: Doug Straub has a trach and a G-tube. He’s totally immobile, wheelchair bound and cannot speak. He’s one of almost 600 Nebraskans who saw their funding cut after being assessed by a new tool, rolled out by DHHS last year.

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Awful NYT story on Lauren Sanchez Bezos with an awful photo of her to go with

Marge Simpson's face all fucked up on a tshirt

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

"...overshadow the benefits of the “big, beautiful bill." What benefits?? For who?

a football player with the number 21 on his jersey is giving a thumbs up ALT: a football player with the number 21 on his jersey is giving a thumbs up

TFW you outlasted the Orban regime in Hungary and the Frost regime in Lincoln

Did David Brooks write this?

Cool truck with green goblin yelling WHO MADE WHO on the front

found the coolest truck

Newly created Polymarket accounts bet big on US-Iran ceasefire in hours before Trump's announcement A group of new accounts on the prediction market Polymarket made highly specific, well-timed bets on whether the U.S. and Iran would reach a ceasefire on April 7, resulting in hundreds of thousands of...

“A group of new accounts on the prediction market Polymarket made highly specific, well-timed bets on whether the U.S. and Iran would reach a ceasefire on April 7, resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars in profits for these new customers”

This is an account close to the Iranian leadership. We are now seeing the shape of why Iran agreed so enthusiastically to this "ceasefire".

They will control and toll the Strait for the first time. They keep their nuclear program. They keep their missiles.

What a disaster.

Call for impeachment

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

What have we become?

How about journalists who care about the First Amendment refuse to attend this dinner. Instead of be used as a prop by Trump, speak out.

If legacy media wants to know why it is in such rapid decline and not trusted, empty gesture like this is why.

How drunk is Lindsey Graham here, on a scale of Jeanine Pirro to Pete Kegsbreath?

Totally normal stuff

You should really be including Greg Paprocki’s children’s books in these discussions. His ABC board books are incredible.