JFC. You can’t stop stupid, you can only hope to contain it.

Dismissed Nuclear Bomb Specialists Recalled by Energy Department The Energy Department is seeking to bring back nuclear energy specialists after abruptly telling hundreds of workers that their jobs were eliminated, according to two people familiar with the matter.

New: The Energy Department is seeking to bring back nuclear energy specialists after abruptly telling hundreds of workers that their jobs were eliminated, according to two people familiar with the matter

I’m in the same boat. Paid into MGIB, “forced” conversion to PGIB, and my oldest is getting into the window to use it. I’m sure it’s a pipe dream to think I could get (or give) 48 total months to my two kids.

What is worst pizza and why is it Chicago style?

“Woe is me” syndrome is more often than not just an, “I didn’t try, but it wouldn’t have mattered if I did” syndrome.

My love languages

I was at the Nike Cross Regionals in Phoenix and watched the Nationals this weekend!

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“By your leave!”

COMs on the wall?!?!
In this economy! 🥴

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You:

Since @economist.com doesn’t include bylines, who “wrote” this article? 🤔
Asking for 18 million+ of my friends. @vetaffairsdems.bsky.social

and she’s an Ensign

Please don’t forget to turn on the exhaust fan on your way out.

Images that could be album covers.

I think it’s 15 consecutive days or 15 consecutive minutes of a Navy Medicine cake cutting ceremony.

Don’t you have “people” for that now?

Celebrating the clairvoyance of Demolition Man while summarily ignoring Idiocracy’s existence is of course where we are today.

a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone while another man is holding a drum stick . ALT: a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone while another man is holding a drum stick .

Let me know if need me on cowbell.

Availability in CONUS?

Built in “probiotics”!

Looks like we had the same idea at nearly the same time. I had to find and dust off the icon on my phone!

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No they’re just caps that last a couple weeks at best. Blue sparkles was neither my - nor his, first choice.

The Coast Guard has us covered for usable icons!