Saw someone say that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

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They should use this month's Alaskan crab or ribeye money.

“Forgive Prince Andrew” Public Urged.

Andrew arrested

You can’t outrun the corgis forever.

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

DHS has a whole citizen detainment system set up in Minnesota. They snatch citizens off the street (often with proof they are citizens), detain them for a few hours, steal their phones, then release them into the cold.

It ain’t about deporting citizens; it’s about terrorizing a whole population.

Will SOMEONE in this godforsaken Congress actually take their oath to protect and defend the United States constitution with the same degree of seriousness as every person in Minneapolis?

He's about 10 seconds from dancing for Six Flags

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

This is the very least we can do.

Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.

She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S

DAMN.

So many ppl feel entitled to your medical history when out and about. Lately, we've gotten a lot of "Ohhh, are we afraid of Covid"? Answering "Cancer is fun, huh?" will shut them up, but it's difficult to constantly have to justify something you don't want to be called on (and to a stranger).

America's Uncle He brought us comfort and humor.

"When same-sex marriage was still years away, there was America’s Uncle, straight as can be, demanding a future in which LGBTQ families be given a full stake in the American Dream and hurry the fuck up on that, please and thank you."

charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/americas-u...

Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT.

Kathryn Hahn giving a knowing wink

someone somewhere has the epstein list in their possession and they definitely should NOT leak it today

You are so lucky! I'd love to see this. And that picture is AMAZING!

I was on the fence about a Rachel Zegler Evita, but, after seeing this, I'm won over. Let the boots start rolling in from every side!

#theatresky #broadwaysky #musicaltheatresky

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two older women are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` are you high , claire ? '' ALT: two older women are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` are you high , claire ? ''

I have to say that I'm partial to Clairee!

"Hal, it's about cats."

#theatresky #broadwaysky #halprince #musicaltheatresky

Rachel Zegler: *does exactly what the director told her to do*

The New York Post:

I lost my mom in August of 2016. She thought there was no way anyone would vote for Trump and couldn't wait to see him lose in November. I'm so glad she never had to witness all this.

“It is INEXCUSABLE that Rachel Zegler Sings the Song Outside,” says Man with No Plans to See EVITA and No Interest in Theatre at All

Absolutely amazing. Truly wonderful! ❤️

Forgot alt text. Curly-haired little girl smiling at herself in the mirror.

This is who runs this account.