They took my 2014 Nissan Pathfinder and sold it to the Costa Rican government.

That cabinet is incorrect

“-got Tennis-elbow from masturbating furiously-“
Severely out of context at an unnamed pub

No flags half mast for that fuckface

Thanks for your thoughts. What’s your opinion on Israel-Palestine? I can’t seem to find it.

Broke: Criticising Israel is anti-semitic.

Woke: Hating bagel with lox is anti-semitic

Janet Mills is a Cash-for-Kids Democrat

Me: Someone should try to pop chickpeas likes popcorn just to see what happens.
My girlfriend: *sighs* You’re an idiot.

Why do I have Dickriding for Obama stuck in my head?

A still image from The Road where a haggard looking middle aged man and a young boy are walking through a desolate wasteland pushing a shopping cart

well son, you have to understand that a lot of people really wanted to say slurs without repercussions

Make house

Didn’t Al Gore certify the election when Bush won in 2000? At least Kamala isn’t the first VP certify an election she lost. That’s the only consolation I’m finding.

This advice is construction worker approved.

Left dark humor is better, btw

There is a chasm of difference between the dark humor the left finds acceptable and the dark humor the right finds acceptable.

I dunno man…

I lost a whopping…. $1. LOL

Jake Paul won it.

Put a Money Line bet on Mike Tyson yesterday. Let’s go!

Leaked Matt Gaetz ethics report when?

My version of Hot Ones: Moving to Austin to set up a podcast studio across the street from Joe Rogan’s to talk to the same guests for three MORE hours after Joe is done with them when they are truly exhausted and have absolutely no defenses left.

“The Joe Rogan Experience Experience”

I’m here for something slightly better than a completely dogshit time.