genuinely insane and horrifying story. she was banned because they were scared she'd "show up on cameras" for footage of the game or "was/would become too friendly with players" and "make them look bad"
happy tdov, give a trans person money
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Buy TVP in bulk at bulk barn 👀
Increasingly hard to ignore how British anti-trans-human-rights extremists appear to be putting Trans+ lives at risk far beyond the UK
"elite figures have copied the western right-wing playbook..[].., spreading the same anti-trans, anti-liberal, anti-woke and anti-secular agenda"
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
email from bluesky Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @leyawn.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Anti-Discrimination. We protect people's fundamental rights by prohibiting identity-based harm and hatred. For example: Do not attack, harass, or incite hatred or discrimination against individuals or groups based on protected characteristics such as age, asylum-seeker/refugee status, caste, disability, disease, ethnicity, gender identity, immigrant status, race, religious affiliation, sex, or sexual orientation. This includes hate speech, slurs, dehumanizing comparisons, supremacist content, conspiracy theories targeting protected groups, and coordinated harassment campaigns. The following Post was removed: imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves Your post was classified as a Moderate Violation, adding 2 strikes to your account. You now have 2 total strikes. If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect. Bluesky Moderation Team
according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
The guy genuinely gave a shit.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
honestly I'm boring and just use stock Gboard, have never really tried finding a new one 😭😭
This sounds like a dril quote
At UNB, professors and students were surveilled for Palestine solidarity because, per campus security, the university is the President’s “house.”
“If I tell my kids my kids you can’t do this, I don’t need to write it down… He’s the President and he can set the rules.”
”how your union is probably imperialist” has got to be some of the most glowie fedshit i have seen in a decade
belated 4x4 friday
I don’t know how NSA runs software development, but if you just arbitrarily delete Jira tickets and Confluence documentation, a chunk of the audit trail for your code changes will just disappear.
From the linked Reuters story "The White House will review visa applications of transgender applicants for "fraud," the official said..."
Concerning.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
The CIA being ovethrown by a right-wing coup is, one must admit, a pretty hilarious outcome for the Agency
No mention of why he was forced into exile?
hell yea
oh my god lol
enjoy cows
cows
“T meets the throat goat”
belated 4x4 friday
Text from a CBC News article. "Restaurant meals and drinks Meals purchased at pubs, bars, food trucks or other places serving food and beverages. Mixed drinks served in restaurants and bars if they are qualifying beverages — sparkling wine and orange juice qualify, but a vodka and soda does not."
sorry did the liberal government write their GST holiday in such a way that mimosas were guaranteed to be covered by it. liberal brunchcore theory of politics
Seems a bit relevant right now: has anyone else read Paul Auster's Leviathan? Might be due for a reread
i love living in the information apocalypse
