I said 'i draw the line at the transphobia' earlier and an ad for harry potter came on the tv. I'm just saying.

Screaming at a child for being a child makes you a little bitch. Trauma aside, psychology aside, just boiling it down to just the bare basics? You a bitch.

Anyway, Easter with the fam is going greaaaat

Really believe the world ended in 2012 and this shit is something else. We have a Child Pornography Producing Machine and ppl are still arguing about if it's a sacrifice we have to make for progress.

And it isn't even the worst thing happening in the child rape arena.

Looking at starfleet academy, it's really amazing how polarizing a simple piece of fabric draped over a man's legs can be.

I got banned from the r/jumpingspiders because I said the mod had the emotional maturity of a 14 year old for a very out of touch comment they made.

The best part is not only did I get banned they muted me so I can't respond to the ban.

need to stop spending so much time there so it works out

Does he know that she's not dead yet? "I almost quite cos her views are bad but then I was like well money is green no matter what but I don't want ppl to know that's the reason my morals drizzled out my prolapsing asshole.'

'the book is wholesome so I will ignore the fascism but I'm real sad that everyone is going to be asking me about it for the rest of my life, all my accomplishments rendered down to this one decision that I had full and total control over, ugh.'

Poor 70+ year old cis het white guy oh woe him!

really sucks looking at my 11 year old nephew and realizing he's a year away from the age I was when I first started having suicidal ideations. Isn't that fun?

anyway, this is about all my friends growing up being horse girls and how boys typically dealt with not hitting their growth spurts yet.

you ever have a convo in your head but you say one part out loud so objectively to the outside observer it's just calm silence broken suddenly by "I was neighed at in the trenches with the others."

nothing makes me feel less evolved than trying to count stitches while crocheting. How am I getting '17, 19, and 22'?
I need 18.

"the pentagon will pull funding if the boyscouts don't ban girls" is the funniest fucking headline.

"Government afraid of cooties. Experts suggest circle circle dot dot shot. More at 11."

didn't he perform autopsies in his basement for fun?

I wish I understood how stuff works. For example someone explain why when I shut my fan off the usb powered lights I have on my desk activate. They don't turn on, I off to turn it on to turn it off again but all the lights go on. I don't understand. They're not plugged into the same place. Send help

As long as they stay in my room and don't find their way to other parts of the house. It's nice and cold at least.

Also my cat woke up from a nap, caught one, and then went back to sleep all without moving from her spot, so I have help.

The flightless fruit flies that I bought at petsmart through a miracle of God have found a way and now I keep finding them in my room.

I only let out a few of them and I have killed several and I wanted them to breed and they weren't so naturally they probably laid their eggs in my room instead.

Realized last night that I technically have the money to buy a tarantula. Hehehehehehe. They live to 30, that's a life time companion.

asnooze-bouche

Every once in awhile I remember something from HP that is just exhausting in hindsight. The 'JKR coded' adult having a child self mutilate with the words 'i will not tell lies' to fuel her own agenda of 'protect the kids'.

Thanks Jo for teaching us to stand strong in the face of smug hypocrisy!

My Daughter Pretending to Like my Spaghetti. (ORIGINAL) YouTube video by Annie Wilkins

It's like that clip of the little girl trying to convince her mom the spaghetti is good while actively gagging. Okay wait I had to watch it again.

www.youtube.com/shorts/Wn4Kx...

Damn. Also, I just remembered last night I had a dream where I was sharpening a pencil...

TJ I'm so sorry! My soul cat passed in 2020. I hope they're together somewhere, and I hope that another friend finds you one day.

Why is this reminding me of the time that my friend and I would take turns playing jumpstart 4th grade on her computer and when it wasn't our turn we'd torture her ken doll?

Being 12 is truly a time.

This PC is older than my nephew. It is a dinosaur. I am guessing there is dust in there that is a teenager by now. The casing is big enough to fit a small child.

My mom was cleaning and found a bond from when I was a child and still had potential. It is enough to buy me a new computer and I am so excited that I don't have to deal with the 50,000 problems that it keeps warning me to resolve. I wish I were exaggerating that number.

Damn could have used this while I was looking for the perfect shot of Chris Chalk to really describe how attracted I am to fucked up guys who can see dead people.

photo of Chris Chalk in 'Welcome to Derry' looking concerned gaze pointing to the center of the screen.

Photo of Matthew Lillard in 'Thirteen Ghosts' bloodied and looking in towards the center of the screen. Making it appear as if the men are staring at each other.

Me realizing i have a very specific type.

It's fun that the show that's making me go 'preferences really are just down to diversity" is Welcome To Derry. Like, skipping past all the academic arguments I could make simply put if your fave is a white guy there's probably something deeply wrong with you.

"Hi I'm Selly Mcsellout and my paycheck here will be funded by white supremacy. Oh and I'll be playing the voice of Professor Wrinkly Racist in the HP audiobook..."

On a fundamental level do I not understand.

Genuinely, her reaction should be nothing but humble pride because she had to do what she said she would do if it were her! What a gal.