a screenshot of the apple app store home page. it features a large banner for earth day above an ad for the temu app.
today’s joker moment: the app store promoting earth day above an ad for temu
The blooms have started on the Charles River Esplanade and in Boston’s Back Bay neighborhood. 🌸
#Boston #BostonSky #Massachusetts #Flower #FlowerSky #Photography #BlueSky
How many people are being disappeared without this level of reporting?
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It’s *not* the energy mix that matters in a world of growing energy consumption– what matters is lowering *absolute* fossil fuel use.
I’m no expert, but it could also depend on the age of the forest and its stage of succession. Some forests eventually reach an equilibrium where the dominant species prevent other species from making it to the canopy. In some Eastern forests, beech trees leave a pretty empty underbrush.
People in a boardroom smiling and laughing.
“I mean imagine how awkward it would be,” added DeQuay. “If we actually knew about– hypothetically– children in Ivory Coast used as forced labor on cocoa plantations. That’s not in anyone’s interest.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #nestle
“Voices like Somini Sengupta and Bill McKibben tell important climate stories,” said NYT Ad manager Jen Burbank. “This gives us wiggle room to fudge it a bit when we let Exxon say they’re ‘delivering industry with low emissions.’”
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #nyt
A private jet covered in grafitti, surrounded by kids holding rocks and spray paint.
“Honestly, nothing prevents more emissions than giving cash to adolescents with access to sports equipment and medium-sized rocks to make sure those private jets can’t fly.”
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #verra #carboncredits #privatejets
Bill Gates in a suit in front of digital-looking upward arrows, bars, and numbers
“Climate change is going to be bad,” said Gates. “Realistic projections show it could do real damage to the stock market, so unless we pump money into my investments now, I’ll miss out on a lot of upside.”
-Article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #degrowth
Wow! Clay as Time Machine.
Ah this is funny and true art.
Boo! Good call out.
People sitting around a table eating and laughing.
“Canada, baby,” said Allan Ward, 49yo hedge fund manager. “When the world goes warm, I go cold. That’s the move. That’s how I groove.” Marten then repeatedly flicked his tongue into his Scotch like a snake.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange
"This firm used vertical farming to grow “towers of suspended potatoes.” After raising $1.1b. in a SPAC, the company folded, explaining in a press release that “fine, potatoes only grow underground.”"
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #agtech
Carbon Colonialism by Laurie Parsons, for a great study of the interconnection between globalization of supply chains and the impacts of climate change. It raises great policy questions about using country-specific laws to regulate complex international trading relationships.
Despite criticism that last year’s COP28 summit was headed by the CEO of a national oil company, this year’s event will be led by a complex and wrathful man played masterfully by Daniel Day-Lewis.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #cop29
"Honestly, when it comes to “climate stuff” I could take it or leave it. But any chance I get to fuck over people whose money just sits there and earns extra money– oh count me in dude."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #banprivatejets
Designed by start-up Canopy Carbon Co., the pilot project hopes to replace dense, healthy forests across the U.S. with sparse metallic infrastructure that does basically the same thing as trees but not as well.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange
“Mickey– I mean Steamboat Willy– is a beloved figure and a hard worker,” said Exxon spokesperson Clay Mumfort. “His light-hearted whistling captures the optimistic spirit Exxon represents.”
- Full article on website.
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #exxon
"Even though hamburgers pair a vile flavor with a condescending texture, I eat ‘em anyway because it's the perfect punishment for Mother Nature."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #lessmeat
“Trust me, if God cooks with a stove, it uses heavenly ether,” said communications chief Melanie Schway about the colorless gas whose indoor use contributes to childhood health issues including asthma.
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #methanegas
"Our carbon accountants noted that McDuck curiously has no emissions associated with an investment portfolio (Scope 3, Category 15), as he keeps all his money in physical coins in a vault."
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #carbonaccounting
"According to Fitch Analyst David Schweem, “Somewhere between 80 and 100% of the world’s population is fed by food. Monsanto wants to lock in a big market.”"
- Full article on website
#satire #climatesatire #climate #climatecrisis #climatechange #capitalism #food
