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This, among many, many other things.

Fans in Tampa yelling: “USA USA USA” in the Stanley cup playoff game against the Montreal Canadians. What a cringe sh!t. 🙄

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Trump has been telling comedians they’re not funny (Colbert/Kimmel), singers they’re no good (Swift/Springsteen) actors they can’t act (De Nero/Streep) or sports legends (LeBron) is one thing, but telling the Pope he’s not a good Catholic is jumping the shark

It seems like upside down is the only way they use it.

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

Trump, dressed as an air traffic controller during the TSA strike. He's directing the plane to go up

The ten commandments that the president breaks on the daily.

Pope Leo takes a chair across from Donald Trump, turns it around and sits on it backwards, leaning over with his hands on it's back to quietly say, "Can I tell you about someone else who was weak on crime?"

DJT: I don't want a Pope that isn't okay with us bombing schools full of children!

I think that'd be good for him.

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.

Fascist republicans hate Pope Leo because they claim he’s “too liberal” but wait until they find out who Jesus was.

And sex traffickers and rich pedos.

What the Fuck does he mean Weak on crime?

Maybe send actual negotiators next time.

Los Angeles at the ICE Detention Center

Or... Israel has incriminating intel on Trump?

It’s funny to watch more and more high-profile conservatives suddenly realize that Trump is a sleazy and corrupt opportunist with no morality. The vast majority of us were well aware of this over 15 years ago. Sheesh.

It was nice of Melania to get everyone talking about the Epstein Files again.

So now they're threatening the Pope because he doesn't like war?

25th

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I'm a 44-year-old 5th grade teacher, wife and mom who also happens to be fighting stage 4 metastatic melanoma. Between paying for my own supplies for my classroom and trying to pay for the testing & treatment I need to stay alive... I. Am. Spent.

This country is failing us in so many ways... ☹️

You know something has gone terribly wrong when 94% of teachers have to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies while the average Wall Street employee got a bonus of $246,900 in 2025. Hello?

Trump IS peace, in fact. He told us that, once!

Legend.

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