Hi gay!

Three whites doing white people shit in the upper Midwest

Waiting in the drive-thru to get McDonald’s breakfast in Milwaukee WI listening to static-x at 9:47 am is white culture

Enjoyable:
•being in the shower
Not enjoyable:
•getting into the shower
•getting out of the shower

Take me to gods country

Phil cuzzi behind the bowl tonight is a national travesty

3 new babes today from @goddammitemily.bsky.social

GIRL

Gorg

This is so beautiful

SAY, DRAKE-

Shoutout to dusty crusty old white dudes talking shit on Twitter about Kendrick’s amazing performance. Being angry at Black excellence & Black joy is what they live for. They’re mad and I love that for them. Hope they choke on their racist anger🩷

The 😎 emoji has been in heavy rotation since 2014

No I read onyx storm until 2:30 😭

The new snails didn’t survive the trip through the US postal service

Might fuck around and go to bed at 10 pm on a Friday night

Didn’t I do your makeup for this party?

I got three new snails in this morning that aren’t named but the ones I got over the weekend are called Denise Richards, It’s Britney Bitch, and Hi-Vis

We have friends in from Pittsburgh and they have to watch the acute phase of this particular fixation. It’s embarrassing tbh I can’t stop thinking/talking about my snails

What’s your current hyper fixation? Mine is my cycling tank that has six mystery snails in it, and the shrimp Hayley is giving me in several weeks

Ok this is way better

Let’s get these job stoppers done 😎

Just found out that the bright eyes song Laura Laurent is about my client’s cousin whose name is actually Laura Laurent

So what’s everyone doing on Super Bowl Sunday? I think I’m going to make some soup and play video games until Kendrick performs and then back to video games

My girl is a swamp mermaid (complimentary)!!!

This man is unreasonably hot it’s honestly unconscionable

I support your lampshade theft

We have our sibling Christmas on Saturday and I’m pretty sure my brother is going to give me $50 in pennies

I didn’t mean hateful

It’s time for Minnesota Mean