A pair of digital callipers measuring a custard cream biscuit. It is 47.2mm long.
Since I’ve been having fun recreating old minis I’ve picked up some cheap digital callipers so I’m not just using a ruler and eyeballing it. I must now know the exact size of everything in the house.
Our team has written 14 bonus pieces for all paid levels for Patreon Pledge Week & at the end of it there’s a big virtual standup show for our 2nd birthday party with @coherentcomedy.bsky.social running the show & @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social headlining.
Please sign up, we’re all half dead now!
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! Tuesday! More like CLUESday! Wahey!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
Pronouncing centipede "Ken tippidy" to own the libs
A thing that is actively preventing them from making an amount of money they could be making?
For more on this, please enjoy the "Big Pile Trilogy," three episodes of my Serious Disness podcast where we first saw this starting to happen.
seriousdisness.wigglehe.com?name=disness...
Holy shit
You're absolutely right.
It should be Spooge Mc*Fuck*
So happy Serafinowicz is in it. He was in Dark Souls 2 and is apparently a honking Souls nerd. Delightful
Ha! Aww, how lovely!
Spooge McDuck. Is that anything?
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
If you need a craven British lickspittle I have a time recording setup and absolutely no sense of shame
(Congratulations!)
There's a war on for your mind.
theonion.info
"Sergeant, what inspires you?"
Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social
Never start a project hungry.
#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting
Happy birthday, drugs
Oh motherFUCKER
How did I miss this?!
Composed Locomotion (4)
stroo
Gosh my life is richer for you being in it
I heard there was a tasty meal
From Mexico, with great appeal
It's quick to make and could be so much harder
A spicy sauce to make you smile
It's topped with cheese and baked a while
The warming and delicious
Enchilada
like a spider in a matchbox
FUN NEW APHANTASIA TEST
Play noughts and crosses with someone in your head! Do you actively have to keep track of where the moves have been made, or do you just see it?
For this pioneering research I would like to be paid seven thousand pounds.
I've just watched two people play this on stream and do you know what? This is really fucking good! Deeply stupid. Very funny. I feel gross saying that about my own work but I have just seen people play it! And watched people watch that! This is GOOD!
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! THE LAST WEEK OF MY 30s! OH DEAR GOD!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
Oh I'm so glad to hear it
Plumber came to fix the leaking toilet. When he finished, we noticed that you couldn't close the bathroom door because the toilet bumped against it because he had re-seated it a millimeter further forward than it had been. That's how small my loo is. Fucking ridiculous.
This piece isn't mine but I fully support it.
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
A screenshot from r/today I learned, and it's "TIL Month Python's famous gag in Holy Grail of using coconuts for horse clips was NOT out of budget necessity, but was in fact the first idea..." and from that we can intuit the rest: this is a person who watched the film, saw the coconuts gag and thought "ah, they must not have been able to afford a horse. Never mind, I'll just watch around it"
There are people who must have to set an alarm to remember to breathe
