To be clear, both of these answers are incredibly annoying TO ME, let alone the listener. I think I’m going to start answering with “Yeah I looked at a lot of men for a long time.” I feel that’s both truthful and disincentivizes follow-ups lol

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Got the “Your style has changed!” comment/question from relatives over Thanksgiving and I didn’t have a stock answer so I mumbled something able rejecting a uniform and finding my favorite tee shirt. Which discounts the several years of research and introspection of masc/femme spectrum I’ve done.

A piece of paper with the word “Warp” in yellow in black over a background of a purple and blue swirl with flecks of yellow and white dots.

I’ve been trying to get through Inktober by doing watercolor and gouache #MtG tokens when I have no other inspiration. #inktober

Boston only knows 4 songs. Da best city in da world.

My wife says if I launch another membership portal I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

This but it was RC cola in my granddad’s

Appreciate people giving arcs that aren’t Long Ring Long Island their time in the GOAT conversation!

We have to get more software developers in unions if for no other reason than to fix these unions’ terrible websites.

This photo is so good I’m gonna scream

My gaze, once focused and present almost jubilant, immediately shifts to the wall behind you as the live band begins wailing “I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby”

Important distinction here. Pervert: complimentary or derogatory

ARE YOU MAKING A GOOD CHOICE? A next gen Nintendo console: $499.99 79 Fenway Franks: $499.99

One more indie game with a completion time under 10 hours will fix me.

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

I’ve been saying this!

Living the American dream (getting a little drunk on a holiday and turning into a wife guy)

Don’t gotta imagine it. I’m livin’ it buddy.

It’s so good

The sun’s out, I went on a walk to a museum, sat for an hour at a brewery, took some workable photos, Austin FC beat LAFC. Good day.

Showing my beautiful smart wife the Potion Seller video and confounding her by making her guess what award winning movie this man wrote

I drink da beer
I ride da train

Can’t go any where these days without some kid gloving at me

Watched your reactions to a lawsuit I have some relation to. Stayed for the good takes.

I’ve started a personal programming project (game dev), which generally means I’ll know the project inside and out because I’ve written every line. However, _someone_ has been writing the most unreadable code in this thing and when I find them they’re done-zo.

Full of oysters, beer, and an irrational fear of costumed mascots our hero stumbles into, what will be described to him later by an officer of the law from the side of his hospital bed, a small but raucous local furry convention taking place in the lobby of his hotel.

Nah you’re right here

one day i want to decisively win an argument with the retort, “america runs on dunkin’.” i don’t care what the nature of the argument is or which position i have to take

Moving from Texas to Massachusetts to regain the "shorts in all conditions" power I lost after middle school

My New Year's resolution to take a year off of Old School Runescape is going to be jump started by some of the worst leagues burn out I've ever gotten

Do not make this with people or AI. It's better in my head.

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