‘I Always Steal My Friends’ Boyfriends, and I Can’t Stop!’ You’re telling an inaccurate story about how you keep falling into emotional quicksand.

Missed this Ask Polly back In 2018. Absolutely hair-raising, eyebrow
-raising intensity. www.thecut.com/2018/12/i-al...

recently learned you can make your phone yell at you when it’s too close to your face (for vision-preserving purposes) and it’s actually kind of nice to be consensually conditioned like this

Spotted these unique and beautiful light fixtures at a cafe earlier

What is an only child if not an eighteen-year third wheel

everyone in the cafe eyeing each other when the door swings open to see who’s going to make a dash for it

it’s such a high-pressure situation when an establishment only has one bathroom

the new chili oils slap but it’s not about that! it’s about respect

all these fancy grocery stores that sell newfangled $10+ chili oil but not laoganma should really reassess

humiliation kink aficionados should try going to a ballet class marked “beginning” but still way above their level

fuck!!! i keep having new sensory experiences before i have time to process the old ones!!

never thought much about the sun on the east coast but now that i live in California i’m constantly rearranging my life in search of maximal sun exposure

Astrology as mnemonic device

Learning more about astrology has unexpectedly led to being better about remembering birthdays (oh it’s [sign] season, so and so’s bday must be coming up)

Catching a glimpse of texts from me as the grey bubbles on someone else’s phone is enough to throw me into an extended pondering of the nature of self and other

The tension between having a lot of thoughts + wanting to share them and the numerous failure modes!!!

I was like “why don’t I ever see content about being afraid of being perceived on the internet” and then I realized that by definition those who are do not post so here I am taking a stand for us