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The Important Broadcast Module 418: The History of The Photo Booth Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 08/02/2026 · 1h 11m

Today, Producer Joe revealed he'd been on a course to encourage us to "not just colour in between the lines".

So I asked him if he would like me to cross those lines.

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The Important Broadcast Module 417: The Perfect Mission for Steve Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 01/02/2026 · 1h 17m

Today's examination of life in 2026 includes a new feature to reassure you that absolutely everything is fine. Also: Melania the Movie, and Where Do You Keep Your Birthday Candles?

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The Important Broadcast Module 414: Forfar, The County Town of Angus Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 11/01/2026 · 1h 18m

You could try this for the first time, or you could just tell yourself you already have enough joy in your life and things will never improve.

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Thank you!!

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Ha! Thank you for sharing! DW (Dionne Warwick)

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ok!

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The Important Broadcast Module 402: Honk If You Love Pizza Do Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 19/10/2025 · 1h 38m

Listen to this while tidying up, fixing a boat or mending a welly.

It takes roughly that amount of time.

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Not at all

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The Important Broadcast Module 400: The Draughty Chateau Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 05/10/2025 · 1h 18m

This week's show involves a terrible situation that happened at a wedding...

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Nice bins, but far too tall

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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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once a year I watch this

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Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!

Receipt that says Subtotal: £21.50. Spend £978.50 more to reach free shipping!

Very annoying when you just miss out on free shipping

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A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?

I can’t help but wonder what other names were on the shortlist.

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Q: What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? 🤔
A: Trombones. 😂🎶

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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · The Great Leader and his I.B.S (Important Broadcast Squad) assemble every Sunday morning from 11am - 1pm! Whether you're filling out your listener pad with this weeks...

Maybe my favourite episode in ages - thanks to listener Ray Boyle and his incredible spooky tale...

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Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.

When they asked me if I wanted to go sea kayaking, I thought they meant did I want to "go see kayaking", which would have been much more boring.
Thanks for a fun day Team Halfords!
#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

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Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

Danny age 5-ish wearing his favourite Halfords BMX top he thought made him look like a big mean BMX guy.

Hard to believe it’s 20 years this summer since Yes Man was published. When they realised, my old pals at Halfords offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate... and when I say "old pals", I mean I literally used to dress as a member of staff when I was five.

#SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes

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Always here for you, Gari! Hope all ok x

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I directly direct you to the word ‘indirectly’. Let’s see how this works out for you. The Harvest arrives soon.

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Word a good apology for next week.

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“Come on.” It’s all about the full stop.

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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 04/05/2025 · 1h 8m

We didn’t dedicate today’s show to anyone, so I now decree it is dedicated to my step-godfather, @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

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The Important Broadcast Module 378: Plums Podcast Episode · Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast · 04/05/2025 · 1h 8m

A member of the radio show team cancelled at the last minute, so I threw the whole show out. Which meant I ended up talking about plums for one whole hour.

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Thank you. At last.

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It’s all very unusual, isn’t it?

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Anyone know what brand this bag is?

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Making America grate again

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With a TikTok ban looming, I’m putting it out there that I will, for a small fee, send you a 19 second video of me doing a rehearsed dance to a song you’ve never heard of.

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Unbelievably unprincipled cowardice.

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