Have you tried "moving to a country where your leader does not threaten mass genocide on a Tuesday like it's just a thing you do?"

Artemis II Crew: anything to get away from this timeline. Trump is the US President. It's a mess.

Me, a woman of reproductive age, looking at this and wondering what I did to be on the timeline where "more sepsis for women is a risk we are willing to take" was the thought dejure then realizing how ridiculous it is to pretend they even thought about it at all

It's Trans Day of Visibility and now more than ever please see the trans umbrella folk in your life and do anything you can to stop the onslaught.

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Just so everyone remembers . . . .
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My autocorrect just changed "likes" into an ethnic slur I don't remember ever typing in the history of ever and, uh, WTF?

The Speaker lays it out for anyone voting in the midterms. While we're here, vote in your primaries and prioritize individuals who can win in the general.

Give me your best "shocked and alarmed" face. How many of you have been astounded when Princes, Prime Ministers, and men of power have been arrested in other countries because of the Epstein Files?

At the top of that food chain is some white bro who describes this chicanery to investors as "strategic agility" that "helps them maximize the profits of today". The kind of guy who would have begged to be invited to Epstein Island.

Don't take mah Cleaning daddy!!! Seriously though, he's coded somewhere between gay pirate, geanie, and Asgardian God of cleanliness and my favorite thing about the cleaning aisle. Here's to hoping the right wing rallies around not removing a white guy from packaging like with Cracker Barrel.

this is some bullshit. the Court is giving sovereign immunity to postal workers who allegedly engaged in intentional racial discrimination

Thomas's rationale is that you can't sue the government over lost mail, but there's a difference between mail that's lost and mail that's withheld bc of racism!

Yes, but that's not enough... Texas Dems need to keep showing up like their lives depend on it before they DO depend on it.

It's 2020-fucking-6 and the Supreme Court of the United States literally upheld that USPS carriers do not have to deliver your mail to you if they avoid it because you are black. I can't make this shit up. How did we get in this timeline? I want off.

Fail to invest in your workers, they will fail to invest in your company. How do they not get this?

He has a point. How can you call yourself a Department of JUSTICE when you will do nothing to protect children, our most vulnerable? #EpsteinFiles

If only we could all have been in Vegas with Flava Flav

Vacation or something more permanent?

And you wonder why women choose the bear.

Rep. Massie:  “I've not seen any arrests from the revelations in the Epstein files…Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide. But I haven't seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States from this DOJ.”

I think the root of the problem is ordering from Domino's in the first place

That is ridiculously close to where my sibling lives.

Also, I can't believe I'm saying this out loud, but there is no such thing as a load bearing child sex ring.

I've never snorted cocaine off a toilet seat. I've also never had measles because I was properly vaccinated.

You know, like Nazis.

Let's hope it stays exceedingly rare...

Texas Police Invested Millions in a Shadowy Phone-Tracking Software. They Won’t Say How They’ve Used It. One sheriff who leads an anti-smuggling task force says the software helps “develop leads to eventually obtain probable cause.” Civil liberties experts say its use violates constitutional rights.

From @francescadnunz.bsky.social: Police—sheriffs, Texas state cops, and even ICE—can follow the location of your smart phone without a warrant.

Yet, we know little about how this software has been used.

Presented with support from @pulitzercenter.org

Make it viral.

Well at least some courts still read the Constitution.

*laugh cry*
*Breathes into paper bag*

I'm sure he has an "idea of a plan" he's working on right now.