Not sure how this one made it past the notoriously puritan CA DMV…

dudes rock

My son knows two other kids in the 5-10 year age range named Caius.

Is there any possible explanation for this other than fucking “Twilight”?

It’s all about values. Charisma is often (not always) associated with empathy, either real or perceived. One of Bill Clinton’s skills was making people he talked to feel like they were the sole focus of his attention.

However, for people that don’t value empathy, they like their leaders charmless.

Half of the joy of these is the TV Guide listings above and below.

I am 85-87% sure he knows what that means and is fucking with The Atlantic.

As the kids say, thread.

I am begging people, stop reposting AI slop that is also a theocracy’s propaganda.

“I’m no fan of Iran at all” is a reworded Dril tweet.

I am begging people, stop reposting AI slop that is also a theocracy’s propaganda.

“I’m no fan of Iran at all” is a reworded Dril tweet.

twitter is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists, and getting mad about it

Why do we say fuck off back to X? Because you’re doing this:

What the fuck is an “anti-bedtime leftist?”

Reminds me of the definition of Twitter, ironically: “Twitter is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists, and getting mad about it”

Also this graph.

Dogs do love riding in cars…

Back in the day, my theory was somebody (possibly Snoop) got Dr. Dre really high and Dre made a bet that he could turn the whiniest-sounding white boy into a major star. And Dre later couldn’t “But I was high” out of that bet.

Did Eminem die or something? Why are we all talking about him? I mean, I could search online but I really don’t care that much.

Want a Mac Mini?
Can you wait 5 months?

I’ve never seen anything like this.

This is the first time Kash Patel has ever been referred to as NOT a little person.

If the nazi tattoo and internet posts is what comes out months before the primary, what comes out under the scrutiny of a general election?

Dude is unelectable - and he should be.

On the *rare* occasions I have to deposit a check, I don’t bother endorsing it and just put it in an ATM. Literally has never been an issue.

I haven’t had a checkbook in over 15 years, maybe 20.

Barista said "enjoy your coffee". I accidentally replied "you too". Then I made a startling goat noise so the first thing would seem less weird by comparison

Dr. Tingle here dropping some truth.

Truthlers.

He deleted the post and posted this WITHOUT A TRACE OF IRONY.

“Nuance is either dead or dying” - [chef’s kiss]

My ADHD brain when I realize I haven’t eaten in 7 hours.

Ed Balls.

Yu-gi-oh voice: “I play my Blue Jersey White Crotch card!”

This isn’t even the worst result people have posted, but generally indicative of what a lousy idea this is.

"Where in the world is it okay to make something up for fun that's damaging to others when you know for sure it's an absolute lie? That's a problem."

This is what one of the deputies said on the stand about the “harm” he suffered.

You know, the deputies who raided a house because of baseless allegations.

OH. THE. IRONY.

A picture of Gavin Newsom in the Pixar film “Hoppers” playing at a theater near you.

A picture of a cosplay of “Mayor Jerry” from the Pixar film “Hoppers” now in theaters.

Not a coincidence. Nope.

One of the first computer programs to successfully pass the Turing test just spouted cliches at random.

Please stop using the plagiarism machine that’s ruining the environment to dunk on the plagiarism machine that’s ruining the environment.

The aversion to carbon monoxide is so strong you can’t even pump carbon monoxide into rooms to tell on itself and its bosses without people getting mad at you.